OK this is probably not the best way to get to know someone or describe yourself, and lets face it nothing beats meeting face to face... but you gotta fill in the blanks with something.

Currently stay in Fort William but originally from Coatbridge so im in Glasgow about once a month. Oh and I can't spell!!!

I dont really have an ideal girl... but I would say she has to... have bags of personality... be beautiful to me... she has to be kind, caring with lots of sex appeal and maybe a little black dress.

Anyway thats all for now lol!!



NEW SECTION - MOVIE/TV QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!
You can guess this and get back to me!! If you use google ill know and you will be a big fat cheater!!!

1) 'Bon Jovi rocks... on occassion!!!'
2) 'Did I catch you motherf***ers at a bad time?'
3) 'Get off my lawn!!!'
4) When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."



'WHATS FOR YOU WONT GO BY YOU'

Dont really like this statement much... never have... always cringe when it gets quoted to me then I go into a rant like the following...

1. There are certain things in life ment only for you.
2. There is a third party or force placing these things in your path or pushing them towards you. Most people call it fate or maybe even god, blah blah blah pull the other one please.
3. How do you explain that some peope get everything that they want in life while otheres suffer throughout? Some people get... nice job... life long loving partner... beautiful kids... etc etc... do they deserve this while others dont? Becasue that is what the statement suggests people. Stop quoting it please... its such a cop out and its an insult to everyone out there who have nothing in life!!!

C'mon... think... use your brain... have some logic... the statement makes no sense... its only purpose is to instill hope where there is none... thats all... but it doesnt mean its real... cause its not... its nonsense really... we decide what we want based on what we feel... we make what we want and have to take chances to get it but when it comes down to it... life is random... its luck... good and bad... but just luck... nothing more than a lottery... a matter of circumstance... sometimes we make our own but only us... there is no other force out there doing the leg work for us... becasue thats called sci-fi... paranormal... fiction... WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!

Rant Over!!!! :)



THINGS THAT REALLY OUGHT TO BE BANNED!!!

Can you believe that my rugby jibe below actually put a girl off from talking with me??? She must have been mad!!!

1. Cricket - I mean c'mon, what's it all about???
2. Rugby - maybe not banned but defo should have its own channel!!!
3. Big Brother - the ultimate in cheap unearned fame! Such people should be ashamed!!!
4. TV Soaps - kills more brain cells than a barrel of Russian Vodka!!!
5. Tabloids - after watching hours and hours of the above you may think that this is actual news!!!



SIMPLE RULES OF INTERNET DATING - SIMPLES!!!!!

1. PHOTOS PLEASE!!! Have a Photo!!!
2. TAKE THE HINT!!! If you say hello to someone and they dont get back to you then they're not interested. Dont be offended! You're just not thier type and they dont want to tell you that. So again... take the HINT and dont be a STALKER!!!
3. FACE TO FACE!!! Everything resets when you meet face to face... thats when the real chemistry starts or YOU COULD BE IN FOR A VERY LONG NIGHT!!!
4. BEING POLITE!!! If I say 'hello' and you're not interested and dont want to chat I dont want a polite 'thanks'... I would rather be ignored!! So walk on thank you very much!!!
5. FAVS!!! Seems some girls get bit miffed when you add them to your favs without as much as a wee 'hello'. Well the answer to this age old mystery is that 'us guys' generally do all the leg work and we need somewhere to put all the lovely profiles that we would deem appropriate for a wee 'hello'. Simples!!!! LOL
6. RESTRICTIONS!!! I understand some of you girls have to draw the line somewhere and maybe even minimise the nutters but if im a mile too far, an inch too short or a year to old... i could still 'rock your world' but you will never know so... your loss girls :)
7. MEETING UP!!! Your place, my place or somwhere inbetween? The first two options can be daunting, esp if you dont click and have travelled far so inbetween could be better! Anyone know a good Hotel?
8. A SIMPLE HELLO IS GOOD ENOUGH!!! One of my pet hates is when you read that a simple 'hello, how are you' is too boring and if recieved, would get deleted. It doesnt make any sense and I bet if the recipient of such a boring message got one from someone they though was 'super super hot' they would reply anyway! So please... tone down the 'originality' & 'excitement' speach and leave that for when you meet. Thats when the excitement starts!!! Self importance at this stage is such an unattractive quality dont you think!!!



SOME OF LIFES LITTLE CHOICES = My Choice

Celtic or Rangers = CELTIC CELTIC CELTIC
Camaro or Mustang = OMG I cannot choose
Missionary or Girl on Top = Girl on Top
Pepsi or Coke = Coke beats PEPSI but we liv

Paintballing? Parachute Jump? Go-Karting? Cinema? Trip to Paris... guy pays offcourse... would any of these things bring two people closer together? I think not!!!

Paintballing - I may like her but if I shoot her in the head I think a snog at the end of the night is off!
Parachute / Bunjee Jump - Getting to know someone while flying through the air at 200 miles per hour is harder than you think. Its a good leveler though... everyone is an UGLY FU**ER when they think they going to die!!
Go-Karting - The competitive spirit and road rage end the date before it starts lol
Cinema - The worst place in the world to get to know someone... this date should be saved for when you have become a couple, not before.
Trip to Paris/Rome: The most overrated, un-original pretentous money grabbing date ever!! Its not the place thats important its the the person you are with.

ANSWER - Meet... Chat, Drink, Giggle, Flirt... Chat, Drink, Giggle, Flirt... Chat, Drink, Giggle, Flirt... OMG we have clicked!!!!