I'm a contradiction for all seasons, here today gone tomorrow, I love rock climbing and mountaineering but hate heights, I love the sun but enjoy bad weather, I don't believe in reincarnation but I did in my past life, I'm an activist but I drink Starbucks coffee (in fact they just opened a Starbucks in my pants), I read a lot but never quote. Born Toronto raised in BC....

I would like to open a restaurant, call it the Marilyn Monroe Cafe, and put hundreds of pictures of Jeff Goldblum on the wall.
I don't eat whole grain cereal. When I want fiber, I eat some wicker furniture. I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
If you're looking for a mushy, shmoopy, clingy guy, move on.

I never thought I'd be putting a profile on a online meet-market, I don't have a problem meeting people (everyone says that) but here you can meet people without the pretense of the physical but of the mind -
hey, you said it best Will: "Love looks not with eyes but with the mind, and therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind.".....Yeah....

(see, contradiction!)

I love dogs, I have no concept of internet lingo (what exactly is a wingding?), love apple pie, I yog, express my inner anguish through the majesty of song, inherited "good deed syndrome" growing up in BC

I'm not into married, or affairs, or jumping out the window thing, getting bitten by a dog and getting tangled up in a clothesline.

I don't take mood-modifying substances to make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.

With a little pof experience under my belt now, my only requirement is that you are normal. Quirky is still very good, in fact it's encouraged, nothing shakes my squirrel cage more than quirks, but sketchy...not so much.

You stay classy POF (beware of shamWow imitators)


                     ***flexing pictures in front of a mirror unavailable upon request***



Ok, hold it hold it hold it! Band meeting. Nologo present. you present. Wheres Jermaine?

ok, I feel I have to make a stand with POF, please, ladies, for the love of all things good in the world stop with the 80's hair. What's the deal? Do I look like Bon Jovi? I may be livin' on a prayer here but I don't need to tell you that looking like your high school year book pic isn't going to get you a lot of attention. If you are wanted dead or alive and expect a guy to lay you down on a bed of roses maybe go down on you in a blaze of glory don't give love a bad name, cut the hair, its bad medicine....I know you are going to huff at this but maybe your luck will change when you go somewhere to cut your hair from this century. Good luck with that...and have a nice day

Band meeting #2. Nologo present. You present. Still no Jermaine?

Taking drunk pictures of yourself on the toilet is not exactly flattering. I think this is becoming far too common on here without comment. Although it is totally fascinating. Well, they called Einstein crazy....but I'm not looking for a trailer-park hookup

Band meeting #3. Nologo present. you present. Jermaine? Jermaine is fired!

Yes yes I know, I am fully aware, now, Bon Jovi is coming here in March, I'm sure it will be a POF convention...

Band meeting #4. Nologo present. you present. I miss Jermaine

Hello! Where did I say I hate the 80's? I don't know why I keep getting accused of this.....The Stay Puffed Marshmellow Man, Inigo Montoya, Echo and the Bunnymen, Neon, Sledge Hammer, The Joshua Tree, Cory Hart, The Oilers, NES, Transformers, the best Hasselhoff years, the explosion of narcissism. I can still appreciate it all, but when it comes to the hair....look, I may have helped innovate the Flock of Seagulls Bouffant, but I moved on...as I did with the neon ski jacket, the "dam seagulls" t-shirt with the plastic poop, and even moved on from the 90's parachute pants and L.A carved into my stupid vanilla ice hair cut...which he totally ripped off from me, hack....

Band meeting #whatever now. Nologo present. you present. Jermaine was deported :(

Don't even think for one second you are going to trick me into marrying you so you can get a Canadian citizenship. I know america is turning into a Machiavellian nightmare, but you're not exactly bribing me with much. First, you're American, so sorry (hugs), second, you're American

No more band meetings! this is getting ridiculous!

If you are old enough to be wearing Bummis Super Whisper Wraps I thank you for reading, but I have too much respect for my elders and I'd rather watch Cocoon again, not live it..yes, that's right, I said it, I'd rather sit through a Steve Guttenburg film...

What a silly question, I don't know. Rob a bank? Get the bad juju of work off our heels and inhale some starlight, make friends with trees, have fun while judging your every move. What else does one say in this window?