First off, the picture is scary as f**k I know, but it's the only face pic I have and the blurring is because I'm cautious; I'm definitely not the type of person to put pictures up on the internet, but I know I need something there, so that's why the scary blurryness.
Rest assured, I do have a face and a picture of it, but I'm not going to put it up for all to see when I don't know who the all is!

Utterly bored. Moved to a new town with my wife over a year ago, then a disasterous marriage ensued (it was never gonna work, just took a year to work out), so now I'm stuck out here for the time being until I get some money up to go on a world tour (up, up and away!).

All my mates live in East London, and I'm way out in the sticks, so I'm just looking for someone to share a few laughs and some conversation, nothing too serious, as I'm still licking my wounds, and I'm off round the world in the not too distant future.

So please contact me for a laugh and some fun before I die of an overdose of serious?

Oh! I'm not a grammar nazi, but if u txt spk lik dis n ting, good for you, but outside of a text message I hate that.

That all depends on the person, but somewhere where I can have a conversation to get to know the person, so no clubs, no movies.

A little conversation goes a long way.