Let's make it simple. I'm the guy your mother warned you about. The guy you went and saw after you told your mom you were staying at your girlfriend's house. You know !!!... the guy you snuck out your window to see even after you were told you couldn't. The guy your next door neighbor saw you with at the park, then she couldn't wait to get home so she could run and tell your mom. The one who walked you home from school and dropped you off at the corner so your dad wouldn't shoot me. I am that guy !!!

I would hide behind the bushes down on the corner where you live and wait for you to come out of your house to meet me so no one could tell on us. Or I would send one of your girlfriends to the door to get you so your mom and dad would think that you guys were going shopping and I was just the taxi driver and not your date. Then we would go to the coffee shop furthest away from your house so we could sit normally in our chairs and not have to worry about ducking under the table because your girlfriend's mom just happens to walk in there holding hands and kissing a man who isn't her husband.