Okay...my descripto thing is completely, er [was!] completely boring! Now ya'll shall deal with the half breed with a full tank of coca cola and no sleep! Let's see...I can be called, Phen. Yes, Phen. Because why? I am PHEN-ominal. That's why. No, just a nickname amongst other chat servers and what-have-yous. I've never really tried the whole dating scene. [For cereal. No joke] Unfortunately, I have no wheels. [If you wish to know in further detail, there's a good reason, just ask] I moved to Columbus from Florida, because the date scene sucks down there. Trust me, just old farts in speedo's, and no one needs to see that nasty scene. I can be completely mature when the time calls for it, but usually I'm just a cuddle bug and laugh at everything. [Seriously, you can get me to laugh if you say snicker doodle...it's that easy] *giggle* Dang, see? I made myself laugh by saying the aforementioned word. I'm really quite bright, but sometimes common sense just eludes me and I ask dumb questions and realize too late what I've said. Or that I just don't and others do and laugh at me. Then I just go "oh my gosh? really? I'm such a dork!" wave my hand and laugh at myself and blush. I'm a fairly easy going person. I dyed my hair blond twice too much. It's all that bleach. I swear. I absolutely love History and languages. If you can speak a second language or at least roll your r's you're pretty much gold. If you like anime, even better. Gory movies, awesome...I don't like hanging out with toxic people. Last thing I need is to have someone infect me with their bad mood. I tend to be very hyper, naturally. But on a more serious NoTe...When it comes down to brass tacks I can usually pull a plan of action out from my ears. I love to write, and learn, even if I'm out of college, I still make a point to be a Library wench. So stretch my brain out. It's fun.
*Disclaimer*
I don't talk to rude jerks. If you have experience of other people walking away as you approach them[if it was a joke this is not you] then you best not come to me with an "I'm God's give to women" tude cause I will take the biggest needle I can find and pop your over sized ego and laugh.

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As I have been thinking today. Which is never a good thing, so ye shall suffer. I am not here for a lay. I'm not expecting to immediately find "THE ONE" I hardly have an opinion on love, much less true love. So if you're looking for some quick hookup. Look elsewhere. It won't break my heart.

Note: Happily dating someone, just looking to expand my friend's file. :D

I like:
Cats,Dogs,Bunnies,Horses, I own a cat and plan on getting a dog :D
Movies, cuddling, and having a tear jerking good time.
Dancing and acting like a fool for my friends to cheer them up.
Reading a really good book and listening to music.
Watching my friends play video games, since I'm not that fantastic at that.
Good home cooking. Fancy restraunts are over rated.
Good comedy. Bill Cosby is my fav.

Dislike:
Weenie people. There ARE weenie people. If you snort and say "she's stupid" you're a weenie people. Get over it. Learn to loosen up and take a joke.

A date? Me? Date! Wow...Um going outside? To a park where I can just cause full all out damage to myself? Nah. Um Going to a bookstore is not advisable unless you want to foot the bill for my manga fetish. Going for a cheap date is fine, a walk around a park or something. Something where I'm moving is preferable. Even better if I don't have to get into a swim suit on the first date. That's more like date 300 or something. Hah. I dunno depends on the weather mood and whatnot. Goodness.

Male
Age between 21 and 28
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
Must not be looking for Talk/E-mail
Must not be looking for Long-term
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Dating
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
Must not do drugs
Must not be married