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UPDATES COMING SOON

Seriously, I'm going to come up with something that's absolutely gangbusters. Red, white and blue bunting, fireworks, the June Taylor dancers, Muppets, Hekyl and Jekyl, Donnie and Marie, Dorothy Killgallen and Bennet Cerf type huge! It will be worth the wait.

or not . . .

UPDATE: I have nothing to update - I was just checking to see if you were still reading or looking for the hidden messages when you view this paragraph in a mirror. (personally, I relish the thought of you holding your monitor up to the bathroom mirror, to catch the phrase that pays.)


Did you notice that you have to use their selected descriptions when asked about body type? What if you don't have a body type listed? What if you have an exoskeleton? I suppose you could have a thin or average exoskeleton, but that leaves out the possibility that an exoskeleton might be something entirely different than what they have given us as choices. What if you have an extremely large thorax, but tiny, spindly legs? No place to show it. Not in the least my POF friends. I believe this is discriminatory against exoskeletoned Americans.

As for you single celled Americans, your time is up once the H1N1 vaccine is made widely available. You don't count since you have no appendages to vote with.

The same criticism goes for their religious descriptors as well. I don't fit into any of their categories at all! I am a Zen Catholic, Hindu rising, and full of Shinto. Try to find THAT combination in the puny list they have provided.

So you can see for yourself that I am not easily described by the meager choices of this site. No, in order for you to truly know me, you will have to take your pointing device in hand, click on the "message Nfuego" button below, and prepare to lose all your self dignity by initiating a conversation with me.

This is a highly survivable incident. Many have taken just such action and lived to tell about it. Yes, their lives have been changed, irrevocably altered, maybe even some for the better. It's a proposition you will have to debate amongst your two brain hemispheres.


later . . .

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You might think that a whiz kid who has had over 10 jillion of his algo-whatchamacallits published in the Official Rubic's Cube Solver Quarterly, was totally in control of his dating web site and probably has a date every night of the week, would be able to formulate a statement better than what would I DO for a first date. You would be wrong though. In my case, I would probably DO the usual dumb-assed guy stuff, ya know? Things like swim the Colorado at Havasupai Point, drop kick a Murphy, base jump from Illumination Rock or re-tile the Mona Lisa. Then again, I might just take the easy, less showy way of getting your attention, and ask if you would like to meet me at McMenamin's for a cold brew, a meaty burger and cajun tater tots.
As for what I might do ON a first date, it depends on whether it was a first date, or a mere first meeting. Yeah, I know, splitting hairs. It's better than splitting hares.