I'm a young 37 yrs old, been married 4 times but also seperated 4 times. During those 4 marriages I have accumalated 9 offspring but luckily I dont have to pay child support since they dont know where i'm at. On a cool friday night you can find me down at the local fishing hole participating in catfish tournaments. Since I dont work or have any income I rely on this as my sole imcome. If I dont win any money for the night at least I catch enough to eat off of for a few days. I dont live at a certain spot per say which is good since I like to travel. One of my favorite pastimes is visiting different homeless shelters and checking out the facilities. To be honest I think i'm a good catch and I hope you do to, and will allow me to court you to various places about town. If I sound like the type of man you've been dreaming about then please respond and if not, I hope you have a blessed day.

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Let me start off by saying one thing: If you could only message ONE guy in this whole place, you should pick me.

Now if that previous paragraph doesn't win you over, nothing will! :p

Ok, straight off the bat, since people like to ask this, and not read the whole "Profession: CNC Machinest/Assassin for hire" on the top ...do I have a job? The answer is: yes. And, it's a good job. And no, I’m not really an assassin for hire (And more importantly, if I was, would I tell you?). But if suspension of disbelief is your thing, then hey, why not!

While I’m at it, let’s kill the second most asked question I get. The infamous "What do you like to do?” I usually respond by saying "clubbing baby seals", but that always seems to infuriate the P.E.T.A-loving girls on this site, so asides from the usual "I like to hang out with friends, listen to music, watch movies, and just relax" answer that everyone gives; what do I like to do? I like to drink Pina Coladas while relaxing on a hammock in the Bahamas, visit ancient sites in countries such as Greece, Japan, and Romania, hike in Amazon rainforests and Asian deserts. But you know what, unfortunately, 2-weeks vacation isn’t going to cover the other 50-weeks of the year, in which I do jack in comparison.

So to make short of this, what I like to do? Most likely answer: exact same as you.

Ok, Ok, seriously though, a bit about me: I'm a funny (well, I hope!), thoughtful, and caring guy. Hobbies of mine include sports events, hanging with friends, playing games (as in PS2 and wii!), watching movies or any other sort of social activity (Ok, movies...maybe not such a social activity).

Summing this all up: if you read my profile, and want to learn more (This sentence is starting to turn into one of those NBC “The more you know” commercials), send me a line, link me up, or whatever the heck all the cool kids are saying nowadays. Chances are, just like you, if I’m interested, I'll respond.