i pack a mean wallop of fun into a tiny package. i'm extra moxie sans surchage. i'm all about scents and sensibility. i really like words a heck of a lot. i'm about to shatter your perception of the LBC and renegotiate the term "cat lady" for you. so get ready!

what you need to know...
i won't write you back if: i can't imagine kissing you, you don't make me smile instantly, you have showoff shirtless pictures of yourself in your profile, or you haven't figured out how to use spell check. dont' ask me why i deleted your message, just assume one of the above applies. if i haven't deleted your message but am taking a few days to respond, chillax! i'm probably just out doing real life things.

oh and most importantly! i have zero qualms with online dating and neither should you. so, don't write me with justifications for being on this site.

you're letting me plan the first date? fine that's cool...i'm good at it. and we're going to the queen mary on beach cruisers. i'm ordering a kir royale, what are you getting?