I am willing to guess that only about 20% of people actually read these. I'd also guess that 90% of people lie in their own descriptions to make themselves look better. So, having said that...

I have a big mouth that I have successfully put BOTH feet into on more than one occasion.

I am selfish in the fact that there are a few things that are important to me that I will make a priority. One of those is the little critter in the picture.

I am smart. Okay, that may sound like a good quality, but it isn't. I will challenge you without even realizing that I am doing it. I will probably "teach" you something I know but it will come off as me pointing out your shortcomings.

Though I can be extremely patient, I usually am not. This will become very evident when you message me to say hello and then stop there.

I can be very rude if I don't know you since I then also don't care if I hurt your feelings. When the first thing you tell me is how good you think I look naked, YOU WILL NOT LIKE THE RESPONSE.

Male
Live in Canada
Live within 75 miles.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
Must not be looking for Talk/E-mail
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
Must not smoke