" I wanna be a Jackass".......( if you know the movie this is from Kudos)

Ok, I get it, everyone here is simply "AMAZING"...........Prove it!

Simple, boy sees girl, girl sees boy. They like each other and spend time together. They have lived and realized there is a difference to being around someone who is nice and fun, and being around someone that lights you up. That's me, most people are pretty cool, great...........but I want to be around someone I adore, who adores me. Seems simple HUH? Well not so much.

If you're not interested, or I'm not interested, I get it. I don't want to settle, nor do I want to be settled for! I'm about reality.......not all the fluff of the net. It's a cool start, but REALITY is out there, not in here.

I am here for my heart, not my ego. The net has turned too much into a popularity contest for my taste. I know who I am and what I want. Hopefully you're on the same page as I.

Please don't waste my time with the "friends first, prefer not to say and just looking". I'm looking for attraction/romantic interest. I'm not here to be someone's cool "buddy" to just hang out with. I've already got my friends for that. I consider myself here for the right reasons, decipher that however you please.

to sum me up........

I just want someone who will have my back............

and occasionally throw me on it!



Random facts about Moi!

I'm definitely here for the right reasons
I'm an ass man!
beer in a can
do not like wine
love liver
dark meat
sleep on the right side of the bed
blankies have to be tucked under my feet
toast must be dark
love acoustic music
love summer festivals
I don't snore
I breath through my mouth, not my nose
huge fan of texting
love reading
love sleepovers
Valentine's baby
xlarge triple/triple
can walk on my hands, but can't touch my toes
love Zippos
I drive barefoot in the summer
I like mixing cereals
I don't believe in "soulmates" or "the one"
I do believe in Karma
I've never felt implants ( lol)
never had a 3some
never had a 1 night stand
I'm a very physical person
My sense of humor, gets me into trouble

my type?

attractive
thin/lean/slender
sane
local
an original
the capacity to allow someone in
big ol "Bambi" eyes *sigh*

attention span longer then 3 messages and the next profile (such an extinct creature around here)

If I do not respond, "I'm just not that into you", no need to flog a dead horse.










good luck and play nice

well, let's get the meet over with, go from there

rake leaves, make pumpkin pie, watch leaves fall, try sinking marsh mellows in our hot chocolate.............

A first meet/date isn't about what you do and where you are, it's all about who you are with.