Hello, today I was lying in bed, and felt all warm and cuddly. You know the feeling, where you just wnat to put your arms around someone and sit quietly and enjoy life. Only I don't ahve anyone to put my arms around. Oh, I have many friends, many of them look up to me, many of them respect me, but they all have loves, and I have myself. I guess I'm saying that I'm lonely. And I am. I see windmills, sharpen my lance and attack, but at the end of the day, when the dragon has been slain, I come home to a house devoid of princesses. Where is my princess?




Hello Wimmins! Hillbilly Matt here. Yep, I'm from the hills of Kentucky. Now you may think redneck, but I'm not a redneck. No, I'm a good'ole boy. Good Ole Boys are reliable, honest, bold, don't take crap, stand up for our rights, and know the difference between a coward and a patriot.

I think the health care bill is a blemish on the face of the earth. It is a waste of a good tree. It could be re-used as rifle targets and be more valuable than it is now. It should be used as Toilet Paper in public toilets in just about any city in the US and have a better product on the paper than the words that are there now. I guess you realize I really don't like it. The constitution does not allow it, and I support the constitution.

I DO like my guns, my freedom, and my shed. The guns are varied, and well maintained. I'm NRA certified from years back, and ALWAYS practice gun safety. I have never pulled a gun in anger, and never will. My freedom is something that cannot be taken away, and no matter what law, what rule, what punishment that I am subjected to, the reality is that I choose to accept it, or not. We have been very lucky in our country to never have to fight the government, but it has not always been true, and will not be true in the future. As for my shed, I love woodworking and tinkering. I also have my reloading bench in there, and like to spend an hour making ammo to go shoot at targets later.

I like my belly. It's not huge, but I worked hard for it. This belly represents BBQ's with many good friends, dinners with my family, and evenings out with people that care about me. So it is a badge of honor that I wear with pride.

I have three kids. They are all great kids. The oldest is married with kids of her own, the middle is married with a littl'un of his own, and the youngest is taking her online driving exam right now. I'm scared.

I drive a truck that would embarass many. It's missing fenders, and has more holes than you can count. But it runs like a top, will take off like a scalded dog, and I trust it to take me just about anywhere. It is licensed, insured, and always ready to go. I also have two other vehicles - a motorcycle, and a newish car. (Well, even hillbillies like to look good) Yes, they are all paid for, no one will ever reposess anything of mine, and I never have to ask anyone for money.

I have a BS meter that goes to about 4. I don't like stupidity, and I certainly hate being manipulated. I value respect and honor, as I've said, and sneakiness and soap opera behavior will make me walk away and never come back. I've been lied to, cheated on, and manipulated before... that kind of thing hurts - I don't do it to others, and don't tolerate people doing it to me.

A lady I know told me a story a couple of days ago about a date she was on. Seems that some guy she went out with, drove her to the beach, got out and went around to her car door, and stuck his willie through her window. She rolled up the window and tried to catch it but she missed.... it was a sad day for men. If she HAD rolled it up in the window and left it there until it dropped off, then more women would be less turned off by single men. Yep, culling the gene pool, one willie at a time!

I have a nice house, well, cottage really. It's little. I rebuilt it and it's not quite done, but hell, I got it to the decorating stage, and can't seem to decide what to do with the inside. My daughter didn't like the light purple I put on the living room walls, so I gave up. A serious relationship will also include paint and a second party willing to apply it. No, not me, I pay for that kind of stuff now, it's less messy and more paint makes it to the walls. And yes, it is my house, I paid for it - and no, my parents don't live here with me... but they do occasionally stop by and bring me watermelons and tomatoes.

I cook. Oh, not just BBQ, although that can be fun. No, I cook Shrimp Alfredo, Roasts, home made cakes and breads, and occasionally dig out 100 year old recipies and cook something fattening and really tasty. The last one I did, lately, was simmering onions and peppers with washed hamburger - then puttig the mix into bread rolls, covered with fresh veggies and buttery mashed potatoes, then cheese and bake until golden. Shepherds Pie, Country style. Yeah, I know, I eat too much.

I sail, and have had some large boats. One, a Bristol 24, was truly awesome to sail, was bluewater capable, and you could stand tall in it. Slept five and I loved it, but when I divorced my ex six years ago, I let it go. Too big for one person. Now, I sail little things. I have a canoe to puddle around in, and a sailboat to tip over that seats about 5 people.

I also love to hike, visit the springs, and explore the state of florida. Oh, yeah, all of the state of florida. It's my best and greatest hobby. This coming summer includes plans to drive to Alaska. The plan is to go fishing, and hunt with a camera.

I am also an amateur thespian. I act on the stage at the Daytona Playhouse. Talk about some awesome people, you should join us and help put on a community play! I was the dead guy in Lucky Stiff, and George in Don't Dress for Dinner. I also designed four of the sets for the 08-09 season.

I'm retired military. That means that I really love my country. Anyone that tries to change it into something that it was never designed to be, well, they can kiss my ready to fight ass. I don't like Obama, at all. Couldn't care what color he claims to be, he's a federalist and I think he could become as dangerous as Hitler. He has his own brownshirts, claims that he needs a civilian army as well equipped as the official one, and opposes concealed and open carry. At first, I was sort of alone, now I am finding that many of my friends have done an about-face, and are starting to see what I see.

I am looking for a lady interested in homesteading. Now what I mean is a nice, two story house, lots of land, a couple horses, and some animals to be eventually invited to dinner. Workers on the property, and a nice farming operation for both commercial and famliy use. Have you ever eaten REALLY fresh corn? Corn only minutes old? Then you know. I would love to host a fall dance, and some winter stuff that would be

I want you to understand, my ultimate goal is a cup of cocoa by a fire in a warm and cozy house with someone that I can love. It is someone to hand me my hammer while I build something for both of us, and to point out the directions on a map to something that looks cool. I want a lazy morning in bed and a fantasstic afternoon playing putt putt golf. I want someone that will understand when I have to do something and be willing to offer support and help me accomplish the goal. I want someone that wants to achieve her goals, and would like my help and support in the persuit.

If that is also what you want, then we can go anywhere and do anything and it will not matter. We will be together, and it should be enough.