i'm looking for a nice, girl... well we all are actually, except for you the reader, who are most likely looking for a nice guy... if you are keep reading,

when i'm not saving dolphins from fishnets, creating world peace, helping little old ladies across the street, or tracking down lost pets for the neighbors, i like to relax and spend time with my friends and possibly you....

i have many interests and what-not... hang gliding, skydiving, whitewater rafting, street racing, and base-jumping are just a few of the many things i do not do in my spare time...

as you can see i already have a fairly hectic schedule of not doing things, but if you want to drop me a line or two and say hello maybe i could reply, and viola... next thing you know we're penciled in to meet for drinks at the not-so-best restaurant in town, and having a not-awkward-at-all time....

all this and less can be yours, if you're even mildly not interested...


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Oh wow, a first date.... Hmmmm.... Something awkward, with lots of uncomfortable silences and things said that sound so much better in my head than in actuality... Really, I would like to think that I'm a reasonably charming first date... I'll put something together and you can plan the second date... Also anything with cheesecake would be great...