Hello.

My name is Mike. I'm not socially inept, and I have a job and a car. I'm also taller than 98% of the human population, and I shower on a daily basis.

I might want to sleep with you. Probably not though. I don't want to date you.

However, if you're somewhat intelligent and can carry on a conversation without using 'lol' then I might want to talk to you.

It also helps if you're somewhat attractive because I'm shallow.

I like taking pictures of people. I get paid for it. If you're interested in seeing my portfolio, let me know. If you're interested in shooting with me, also let me know.

I've decided to add the link to my photography profile on here cause this site for some reason doesn't let you send links to people in messages half the time.

Regular portfolio: http://www.hotchili.ca
Model portfolio: http://www.modelmayhem.com/hotchili --- this is the one with boobs.

I like redheads, vietnamese food, tiger ice cream, and playing poker.

I've met Ron Jeremy. My penis is larger than his, and I'm pretty proud of that.

If you're going to send me a message, please do not use emoticons, otherwise I'll either respond in a negative way, or ignore you entirely. I'm an ***hole like that.

Also, I don't like dogs, but I have one.

That is all.

Not mini golf. Anything but mini golf.