I enjoy showering animals with affection, laughing at inappropriateness, and seeing tools get punched in the head. I'm not a casual dating man-whore or into the bar/club scene, but I do like my coffee strong, my music loud, and my homosexuals flaming. I'm pretty mellow and low-key as I try to live by the ethic of reciprocity, but I don't take kindly to not takin' kindly, and when I die some people are going to get seriously haunted.

*My background is criminal justice and social science, and I work with an animal organization in both an administrative and humane law enforcement/investigative capacity. I also voluntarily receive a lot of training in various fields -- animal rescue, law, self-defense, disaster mitigation, first response, incident command -- and am a member of several volunteer organizations. When I'm not doing any of that, I'm banishing dirt to the land of wind and ghosts with Mr. Sparkle.

I generally look for women with unique profiles who're sharper than a sack of wet mice, sweet, cute, wicked funny, freaky and geeky, irreverent, rock like sexy Jesus, can literally kick my ass, and are cool enough to get my humor. Maybe even someone who loves '90s grunge, and knows that most of the music within the last decade should suffer the same fate as The Dude's rug. Tats and/or piercings are always a bonus.

Whilst I read many cool profiles, I rarely contact anyone because nobody's interested in being silky smooth. But I always reply, so you're welcomed to contact me.


Alice In Chains, A Perfect Circle, Audioslave, Blind Melon, Buckcherry, Dave Matthews Band, Deftones, Fiona Apple, Foo Fighters, Marilyn Manson, Massive Attack, Mazzy Star, Metallica, Monster Magnet, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, PJ Harvey, Rob Zombie, Social Distortion, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, Street Sweeper Social Club, Tool, Type O Negative, Zero 7 -- acid jazz, ambient, chillout, classical, dancehall reggae, downtempo, dream pop, grunge, metal, psychobilly

FAVORITE FILMS:
A Beautiful Mind, Alien(s), Being John Malkovich, Clerks, Christmas Vacation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Gangs of New York, Gladiator, Groundhog Day, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Interview With the Vampire, Jacob's Ladder, Mulholland Drive, Office Space, Pulp Fiction, Spirited Away, The Big Lebowski, The Pianist, The Shining, 30 Days of Night, This Is Spinal Tap, Tropic Thunder, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Waking Life -- Cronenberg, David Lynch, Kubrick, documentaries, horror, IFC

FAVORITE SHOWS:
Dr. Katz, Extras, Family Guy, Flight of the Conchords, Friday the 13th: The Series, Friends, Ghost Adventures, House MD, Jackass, Jeopardy, King of the Hill, MonsterQuest, Scrubs, Seinfeld, South Park, Star Trek: TNG, Strangers with Candy, Tales from the Darkside, That 70's Show, The Honeymooners, The Joy of Painting, The Kids In the Hall, The King of Queens, The Odd Couple, The Office, The Shield, The Simpsons, The Twilight Zone, The X-Files, Tom Green, Tracey Ullman, True Blood, Twin Peaks, UFC -- AdultSwim, Animal Planet, The History Channel, cooking shows, documentaries, home improvement, '80s toons