Hello people! Who's up for some candyland and liquor???? I just bought a house in Glen Burnie. It has been a lot of work. I haven't even been able to perform my morning ritual until a few weeks ago (see below). I like to keep in shape, but I also like relaxing or doing other activities. I started going out again. Feels good man. I'm very much into humor. Laughter cures. Let's joke around!!!

If you were given the opportunity to explore the universe in a spaceship designed for just yourself for the rest of your life (yes, self-sustaining), would you?

If you had to choose between living for just 10 more years and receiving a billion dollars, or being poor and living for 60 more years, which would you choose?

If you had to choose, would you rather eat great tasting food, that's the worst for you (your health will degrade and you will feel horrible over time), or eat healthy horrible tasting food (and live free of diseases or illnesses and feel great) for the rest of your life?

Would you rather kiss a hippo on the rear, or carry around a rear the size of a small car?


some people on here should NOT be showing off any of their "goodies".

oh, and raise your hand if you're not shady/flakey

This isn't a first date, but I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

The best humor is the kind that comes back and kicks you in the a$$ later on....