I'm very sarcastic. If I say something awful, it's a joke. Probably. If you can't deal with that kind of humor, we might not get along because if I've learned anything, the most important thing is to be yourself. Hopefully that didn't come off the wrong way. If so, think about how that could have been said WITHOUT sounding like a D*ck, and assume that's how I wanted to say it.

I am the permanent owner of 4 tattoos. The jury is still out on whether or not this makes me bad-ass.

You know what I've realized: People love lists. But only short ones. So here are a few quick lists of my interests:

MOVIES: Wedding Crashers, Godfather, Old School, Goodfellas, Boondock Saints

TV: Always Sunny, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, Flight of the Conchords, The Office

MUSIC: Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Beatles, Slipknot, U2

HAPPY-TIME BEVERAGES: Baileys, Captain Morgan, Guinness, Sam Adams, Blue Moon



I could get on here and say I like going to wine tastings, because that seems like something that would endear me to lots of lady-folk my age. Personally, I chug wine. I know it's wrong, but when it's in front of me, that's what I do. Does that make me a brute? Yeah, probably, wanna fight about it?

Write the next great American novel. Or something a little less serious.