"Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought. Our brightest blazes are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks." ~ Samuel Johnson. I have no wants...House in the burbs...NC house at the beach. Two cars I can't drive at the same time..Wealth? I could have bought two houses like the one I'm living in with the money I lost last year in mutual funds. Ho hum..OK,OK, enough shallow materialism...I've been accused of "Narcissism and Arrogance"..(Sigmund Freud believed that these are an essential part of all of us from birth)..geesh..Probably just a misconception. ( Is there a mirror in this room?) I'm a work in motion on betterment in all aspects including love and relationships..LONG GONE is irresponsible self-indulgent debauchery (yea,I made some mistakes I'm not proud of and, recognizing my shortcomings, I'm really trying to lose my proneness to inexorability and I'm striving to achieve a picture of myself next to the word "redemption"). Financially secure..(at least I think)...I have no worries about my future (just ask my financial advisors Bernie Madoff and Allen Stanford - I thought "PONZI SCHEME" was a Happy Days character). I'm a great kisser and love working at improvement. I can put a smile on your face in ways POF would edit..Turn ons?..Lipstick and painted nails (not a prerequisite or deal breaker)..Siamese cats..caffeine..aesthetic beauty..Swansboro Yacht Club..The Rat Pack..Roger Whittaker's "The Last Farewell"= Bye!..Oh yea..intellectual stimulation (I almost wrote simulation) like early Three Stooges(Nyuk Nyuk). Turn offs?..Watching cars go around in circles for hours..might as well watch clothes washing in a frontloader - AND THE UNDERWEAR TAKES THE CHECKERED FLAG!!..(Guess that will eliminate some of you). I don't wear baseball caps on my head backwards. You'll never see me with a 3 day stubble. I don't pull the pseudo-fakearoony head shave to hide baldness(I am guilty of blondeing-SUE ME!) and since I consider my body on loan, I exercise regularly (12hrs-wk-free+station that would hospitalize most), eat well balanced meals, and not wanting to endure tattoo getters inevitable "WHAT WAS I THINKING?" remorse, I don't have any (No offense AXL). All my shots are up to date except for distemper which I've scheduled for next week. I'm de-drama'd, de-baggaged,(had my share and I let it go) and I'll get deloused if requested. I always return "the seat" to the down position and I am fully aware of the importance of the two words: "Yes, dear" AND I DON'T ASK FOR DIRECTIONS!(I bought a GPS). Alright,you made it this far without leaving so please keep reading....This ad is for all you women who are disillusioned with the male specie and the less than honorable characters they often portray. Me? Tall, handsome, clean, fully toothed, hair, gentle on the eyes, "sempiternal extreme" member of the opposite gender who would like to convince you that there are a few (mainly me) desirable gentlemen still available out there. May I open a door or pull a chair out for you? Reply with haste. Your response(picture please) could lead to an unforgettable romantic experience. Please feel free to write me or instant message me at safeharbour @ Yahoo. I respond in kind to all (even negative critiquers of my profile). Please do not contact me if you are married or separated with chance of reconciliation. NPNM policy in effect.(No Picture, No Me) I know.."It's whats on the inside that counts". To any spur of the moment travelers desiring a cultured companion (forks on the left side, knives and spoons on the right)..I need only an hour to be packed and passport ready. IAD is at the end of my street :-). This is a tear jerker: http://www.malhanga.com/videosflash/

First we look (and smell) each other up and down while circling and if we like what we see we can commence with simian primate grooming. Then, after we have coiffed each other sufficiently with our fingers, we'll find a nice place to be alone and with guitar in hand I'll serenade you with this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU_Qf7y7AKM When you regain your overwhelmed composure,(come on now, you'd laugh hysterically too if someone started singing just to you like they do in movies)...we'll proceed with the courtship. BUT WAIT !!! If you respond in the next 10 minutes, I'll double your order, knock off one payment, throw in a set of Ginsu Knives, a Ron Popeil Pocket Fisherman,(plenty of gourmet dishes to be made with the blue gill and carp you'll catch at the shopping mall goose pond!) and a Free replacement LIFETIME WARRANTY even if it's your fault (just pay shipping and handling).