I have relocated to Denver for work and figured the internet would not let be down when it comes to meeting high-quality women...

I am a humble and honest guy...who just happens to have an incredible, jaw-dropping, physique. Women often tell me how attractive I am. They say my eye patch makes me look sexy....like a pirate. Currently, I am shopping for a parrot in an effort to complete the look. I have dedicated my life to my Squirrel Animal Rescue Shelter...or SARS (not to be confused with the respiratory syndrome). I also sell fine, handcrafted, fur coats (in no way related to the animal rescue shelter).

I like a girl who wears a ton of make up, like a clown. In fact, if you are a clown, that would be ideal....but don't expect me to ride around with you in that little clown car of yours. That would just be embarrassing. Personality and intelligence are optional.