I am an easy going and down to earth type of guy. I dream of sharing my life with someone and settling down but I don’t want her to feel she’s settled.
I've traveled through out this country and lived in several states and had several careers. I've moved back to this area from KY. I had an interesting past but I still dream of the future. I consider myself very resourceful, truthful, caring, honest, intelligent, articulate not to mention modest. You can also add confident, open minded, playful and lighthearted and any other good things you may think of. Although it never shows in pictures, I have a touch of gray hair. I'm thinking of throwing some dye in it. Also, I have a little rug rat. That's her in the pictures. My best feature is my smile.
I am looking for a woman who is interested in romantic dates that may lead to something more serious. I am not looking for a player. "Players only love you when they're playing". I am dreaming of someone who is a caring and loving person. Someone who likes to laugh and have fun. Someone who is confident in herself but will still allow a door to be opened for her. Basically someone who has similar interests, hopes and dreams. Bonus points for laughing at my jokes. Double bonus points if you love rug rats. What do you think? It could start with a wink.

PUBLIC SERVICE SECTION:
Use this point system* to judge your boy friend.
1.He does something you like, he gets points.
2.He does something you dislike, he loses points.
3.He doesn't get any points for doing what's expect.

A NIGHT OUT WITH YOU
He takes you out to dinner... 3
It is a sports bar... -5
Its Hooter's ... -50
He takes you to a movie you like...5
It's a chick flick... 10
He takes you to a movie he likes... -2
It's called Zombie Nation... -3
Featuring a psycho cop that kills females...-10
He lied and said it was a film about sleepy orphans... -25

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GUYS
He goes with a pal who is married... 3
His pal is single and on the prowl... -5
And drives a Ferrari... -10
With a personalized license plate that says (LUV STUD)... -15

AT A PARTY
He stays by your side the entire party... 0
He stays by your side for a while, but then leaves to chat with a College drinking buddy... -2
Named Bambi... -5
She is a dancer... -10
With breast implants... -25

ERRANDS
He goes out to buy you extra-light pantie liners... 5
in the the pouring rain... 10
He couldn't find the extra-light, so he gets regular... -1
He mistakenly gets a box of Depends... -15
He forgot what you wanted, so he returns with beer... -25

IN THE BATHROOM
He leaves the toilet seat up... -5
He replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty... 0
When the toilet paper roll is empty, he uses Kleenex.. -1
When the Kleenex runs out he uses a hand towel... -5
He buys new hand towels... 0

IN THE KITCHEN
He thinks you should do all the cooking because you are the woman...-500
He is not a good cook but tries to cook dinner anyway... 10
It's edible... 25
Its a microwaved weight watchers dinner...-25
He does the dishes...250
You do the dishes...0
He thinks you should do the dishes because you are the woman...-500

COMMUNICATION
When you want to talk about a problem:
He listens, displaying a concerned expression... 0
He listens, for over 30 minutes... 5
He listens without looking at the TV... 25
He has fallen asleep... -300
He participates in the conversation...50
He actually seems to be having the same conversation you are having...75
You have an argument...0
He wants makeup sex in the middle of the argument...-100
He lets you win the argument just to get the makeup sex...-200
Together you find a reasonable resolution, then he goes after the sex... 500

SUSPICIOUS NOISE AT NIGHT
He checks it out and it's nothing... 0
It's something... 5
He pummels it with a baseball bat... 10
It's your cat... -50

THE FAT QUESTION
You ask, "Do I look fat?"
He hesitates in responding... -10
He replies, "Where?"... -35
Any other response... -20

HIS PHYSIQUE
He develops a noticeable pot belly... -15
He exercise to get rid of it... 10
He develops a noticeable pot belly and resorts to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts... -30
He says, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."... -800


IF HE HAS A LOW SCORE,
KICK HIM OUT THE DOOR.

*The point system was supposed to be insightfully funny.
Not recommended for actual use. ........................

For the initial meeting we could get coffee or drinks. If we hit it off, lets do some of the fun outdoor summer stuff . We could go to an alfresco café, race track, or maybe nearby winery. I am open to any place where we can get to know each other.

Female
Age between 28 and 43
Must not do drugs
Must not be married