Hello guyz, welcome to my profile.
im here for sum chat n laughs =)

and

I like everyone and everything...........
except!! -

Drop Price Tv (too much quantity of CRAP quality total rip off)

wooden spoons,

mariah carey ( all i want for xmas is YOU SHOT!)

pointy shoes,

guys who state they are "athletic" YET they have more chins on them than the chinese phone book

fish with bones YUK!

The Green,Brown & Blue wheelie bin system (surely not worth effort) ...as is monkey nuts

coffee Erww,

lurpak "spreadable" ( duz it fk!)

Council Tax,(FK OFF )

that american pie song (AYE.. BYE BYE!!! Grr)

when guys tuck their t-shirt/shirt/jumpers in oh no no no

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson (....?)

B.T *nuff said*

brevel's how messy are they!


cheese boards (never enough biscuits for the amount of cheese)

cider errwww just terrible

Train time tables, i'm stood there like a right bloody muppet :S

when I'M the only one sober, cant stand drunk talk when im not drunk :(

people trying to do Joey Tribbiani ( Ha U Dooooin (DO ONE!)

the fact im Dyslexic (the nubmer you hvae dailed has not been regocnised plaese check and try agian) seriously tho... i hate it =(

delivery charges,and the delivery date.. maybe sometime in the morning.. maybe sometime in the afternoon... OR MAYBE NOT AT ALL!

car stickers "I listen to DULL FM" no life,

bank charges, (vein popping material )

Beavis and Butt-Head,

(((((((((((( ALERT ALERT ALERT ))))))))))))))))

MOST HATED OF HATED THINGS I HATE

T E X T I N G - I AVOID IT LIKE THE DAMN PLAGUE

that Hey Ya song by Outkast ((irritating)) i cant even look at the video lol

Argos Packaging (more for the blue bin grrr)

spoilt wee brats

bread ripped opend in the middle

guys who put a X at the end of every sentence ...whats thats all about?

20 cheerio's on the phone ((BANG|!!)) ...that was the noise of me banging it down ...even tho its a cordless and mobile (".)

whatever minger

lawyers (((MONEY TALKS!!)))

peope who use the word "Quality" in near nuff every bloody sentence ( im tearing my face apart here grrr)

when old school chums recognise you when they are out pist yet dont in the street.

" it can only get better"
( really means its likely to remain on the same level of SH*T till it gets worse mmHmmm)

lucozade RANK!

red bull deffo does not give me wings, tho im flying when its mixed wae vodka hehe

being taugh french n german at school STILL ( pointless) now Spanish would make more sense...

My Ex - take my kids ? (( MUNTER ))
** this ain't gonna work For me, it just wouldn't be, sufficient enough Cuz we, are just gonna be, enemies As long as we breathe, I don't ever see, either of us Coming to terms, where we can agree So we gonna beef, and keep on beefin, unless You're gonna agree, to meet with me in the flesh And settle this face to face, and you're gonna see
A demon unleashed in me, that you've never seen.
Me do this one all by my lonely, I don't need fifteen of my croneys When I see you, I'm seeing you, me and you ONLY We never met, but best believe you gon' know me When I'm this close, to see you exposed as PHONY
Come on, PR!CK, show me, pick me up, throw me Lift me up, hold me, just like you told me You was gonna do, that's what I THOUGHT, you're PITIFUL I'm RID of you, all you, B, you'll get it too!
Rot, motherf*ckers, rot! Decay, in the dirt, ****, in the motherf*cking dirt! Die nameless, PR!CK, die nameless!
waste of human DNA grr
hehe ya like ??? bit dramatic eh haha (".) oh dear....lolololol


when old people decide to come out at lunch time and make the queues even bigger Grrr,

the fact ppl think us Scots actually say "och aye the noo" and eat deep fried mars bars,

the driver yapping all the way thru ur fav song in the car ( just SHUT ur mouth and DRIVE!!)

when a cup of tea isnt stirred properly and all that sugar at the bottom of the cup ( cringe) makes me wanna cry lol

sending xmas cards...to the ppl who didnt bother sending me one (slap) lol

pack of 10 pens and only 4 have ink, dont even get me started on lighters with no gas Grr

CREEPY SAD CLINGY OBSESSIVE STALKERS AND FAKES AND BELIEVE ME IVE A FEW SAD STALKERS ON HERE WITH MUTLI PROFILES, WHAT A TIRING WASTE OF EFFORT AND TIME ZZZZzzzzZ YOU LOSERS!

being called "babe"
if i had a penny for every time im called this my wealth would render this no less severe.

restaurants micro wave meals just unbarable AND THE PRICE!

the mentality of wee chavy widos ((Grab a knife at the blade they'd stab you with the f*ckin handle)) AND playing music in the streets via their phones omg get a griiip.

orbit gum just pathetic tho i cant decide between that and juicy fruit..... ah fk it both are just as disappointing

sleazy eazy men, u know.. the type who feel the need 2 let me know i make em horny n that they have a mazzive big **** tsk i wouldnt even ride U in2 battle, so go n thumb fk ur butt long time-U do NOTHiNG for me

the scottish law (( appalling ))

the justice system is just as bad

when ppl call you up on the phone then watch the tv or type away online or talk to their dog ( I SIMPLY CANT BARE IT) WHY PHONE??? ARGHHH

fpmsl


i think i'm finished now....x

I SAID THINK

Drop price TV ... Sh!t, this is the same one I just did this ,when am I guna come to my good senses?...Probably the day the law comes to my defenses

God damn it god where is the god damn beat Anyway?
anyway ...I don't know how else to put it this is the only thing that I'm good at
I am the mad girl, Kryptonite: The Green Chronic-Demonic
yep yep,
don't worry I'm on it
I got it!;)

Roy Chubby Brown ((HORRIBLE VILE MAN ))

kormas get a life and eat a real curry

guiness (its piss but becoz its irish we must love it)

when theres never a pen to hand when you really really really need one

people who say they are "open minded" YET judge and assume too much mmHmmmmmm

chantelle and spencer no daryll no i mean him that looks like spider man with the mask ON!Preston thats it

Fray Bentos pies Jesus how can that be meat!

Victoria Wood have u ever laughed?

Jessica Simpson ..high five Nick Lachey stuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked away
and she blew around the room like a balloon-she grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can and zoom-
she Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch with a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwich

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