As the main man say 'you have never been in love, until you've seen the stars, reflect in the reservoir'

Hi there. Self assessment is never an easy thing. Easy going and outward looking fella seeking a soul mate. I value honesty and generosity of spirit above most things. I enjoy socialising in a variety of ways (eating out, concerts, films, pubs). I regard myself as a decent bloke, not without my flaws but open and honest enough to accept them. Im happy to chat to anyone sane, happy and chilled out and keep all things crossed in the hope that the special one we all seek turns up

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Manchester (honest)

In the foyer is a description of how it works:

You may only visit the store ONLY ONCE
The store has 6 floors and the attributes of the men increases as the shopper ascends floors.
There is however a catch !
You may choose any man from a particular floor but you cannot go back down except to exit the store

A woman enters the store

On the first floor, the sign on the door states: These men have jobs and love the lord,
On the second floor, the sign reads : These men have jobs, love the lord and love kids
The third floor sign reads :These men have jobs, love the lord, love kids and are extremely good looking

Wow she thinks though feels compelled to go on

Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the lord, love their kids, are drop dead gorgeous and help with the housework

Jeez, she exclaims, sorely tempted, though on she goes

Floor 5 : These men have jobs, love the lord, love their kids, are drop dead gorgeous, do all the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but goes to the sixth floor nevertheless

Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shoping at the husband store and have a nice day!!