I graduated from (too much) university somewhat recently while doing an exchange in The Netherlands. Now I have found myself full throttle in the *gulp* 'adult' life... sigh.. haha. I still have many adventures left in me. However it is getting increasingly hard to meet new people my age.. well.. when I say 'people' I'm actually referring specifically to 'females'... I have enough guy friends ;) Wait, you're not a guy reading this, are you? ... Because I'm flattered but I really don't swing that way.. not that there's anything wrong with it. Maybe that wink emoticon led you on? I'm sorry. In hindsight I probably shouldn't have put that there. I was just trying to be cute.

Well, it's hard to write about one's self, but I'll be happy to tell you all about me if you're interested...just ask! Of course then you won't be able to get enough of me.. unless you don't like awesomeness...and if that's the case, you'd better skip this profile and move right along sister because I don't think I could handle a girl who doesn't like awesomeness. I mean really, are you that hard to please?

Anyways despite the ridiculousness which ensued in the first two paragraphs of this profile, I am actually (somewhat) sane, can make anything fun and yes, can even hold an intelligent conversation. I do a pretty convincing upstanding citizen act for parents, bosses and anyone else who needs to see :P. So shoot me a message and I'll fill you in on the little gem I like to call my life whilst trying not to disappoint you with my aforementioned claims of awesomeness-- because I hate to be wrong.

P.S. Ok I don't like to judge (that was a legal disclaimer, I actually love to judge), and I understand that not everyone's strength lies in spelling and grammar.. but please ladies, the words YOUR and YOU'RE cannot be used interchangeably. Oh, and while I'm on the subject... it's spelled 'definitely,' not 'defanately', 'deffenetly,' or any other variation. Ok.. I think I'm done with my little tantrum.. oh no wait.. also please don't talk like you're a 'gangsta,' if you message me -- it's pretty unappealing. Ok now I'm done.

P.P.S. (That means 'post post script"... I typed the acronym P.P.S. so I didn't have to type the entire thing out, thus saving my precious time as well as not making this profile even longer - see how nice I am, making you read less?) Why is it that on almost every profile, the girl lists herself as being 'easy going?' Seems like you all love to claim this trait but I'm starting to be convinced that this doesn't even exist in your gender. I'd love to be proven wrong.

Are you still reading this absurdity? Wow.. you really need something better to do with your free time...That's where I could come in. Why don't you start by messaging me and we'll take it from there. Clearly you need a large dose of awesomeness injected into your life ;) Yes.. I'm aware this profile is too long.. but wasn't it worth it? haha. Congrats and thanks on making it this far.. send me a message already - you know you want to ;)

I charm the hell out of you... you play it coy so as not to so easily give away the fact that you like me... but I'm onto you....