“Top Chef”('')on vacation from “Hell's Kitchen” seeks a “Desperate Housewife” “Who's Smarter than a Fifth Grader!” I am probably your best friend(''), your mothers dream for a son in law and the man your Father would be proud to refer to as son. I am the “Go To Guy”, no matter what the problem, time of day, or what is going on ( ..well almost). I am simple yet complex, I am very spiritual yet a classical conservative with traditional values. I believe we as a society have so lowered the bar to political correctness that it has finally fallen off the ladder. I have traveled the world and experienced many things, I think if there is a character today that defines me, it’s the "Little Chef" in Ratatouille. Well, I would like to meet that Nice girl my mother always wished for. Since I always wanted to be a daddy, it doesn't matter how that manifests itself. She should first and foremost be looking for what’s missing to make a traditional family from what may be a non-traditional situation. I would like to meet a fitness junkie that would be my workout buddy and motivator. The she that becomes the we, makes for the perfect ending to best romantic comedy ever made.

Location, location, location! After that a simple picnic with some great bread, cheese and wine. If the first date is good then the 2nd is when the Chef and event orchestrator takes over to create a most incredible romantic experience. After all your pleasure IS my business!