Okay so, first off, so many of you girls on this site are full of crap. You claim to be looking for friendships and nothing serious, but unless you get messaged by someones whose tall, dark and handsome, you don't even bother responding. Stop being to shallow. Face it, you're not that hot.

Second, thinking that every guy who messages you is looking to get laid. Not everyone has a single track mind, and not everyone is going to waste a bunch of time and energy trying to sleep with you. Again, get over yourself.

Third, stuck up girls on this site looking for "Mr. Perfect." I got news for you sweetie. He doesn't exist. And even if he did, do you really think he'd be on a dating site as shallow as this? Pfft. I got news for you that most people automatically know. No one is perfect. Not me, not him, not Joe the Bartender, or that nice Mr. Smith down the street. And face it sweetie, neither are you.

Now that thats out of the way, I figure you already guessed that I'm a complete jerk. *shrugs* Call it what you want. I prefer to call it blunt. I'm also someone who has been screwed around with, and is constantly being stereotyped. I'm not here to play headgames or try to sleep with random people. I'm just a hard working, respectful and self reliant guy, whose looking to meet people that aren't messed up, like to screw with peoples heads or are completely spun out of control. I've been hurt too many times with that sort of thing, and I wouldn't purposely subject another human to that type of punishment. If you have a hard time getting your head around that than you should just stop reading right now.

So I figure I've already probably lost most of you by this point. If you're still reading this, hey cool, and now I'm at the part where I try to tell you about myself.

I'm a very funny and likable guy. I have a great sense of humour and I love being with the people that I deem good enough to call my friends. These people are my world and I'd be lost without them. They're also people who aren't so stuck up that they gave an outcast like me a shot, and haven't regretted it for a second.

I'm currently employed in the Canadian Forces Airforce, working as an Installations Technician. Its pretty busy, and we travel all across the country, but what can I say, I love what I do.

As for other interests, I can banter on trying to explain what I like to do, but truth be told, I'm just an oddball. If you're interested, just drop me a line and we can go from there.

So if you're looking for a friend thats fun to be around, than hey, drop me a line. I promise you that I won't be a complete a***hole. But if you look at this profile by chance, or if I message you first, and you're thinking, "Eww this guy isn't drop dead gorgeous and therefore not good enough for me," than I say one more time....get over yourself. You're not that hot.

Remember, I'm may not be perfect. But than, it isn't about finding the perfect person, its about finding perfection in someone who isn't...

First dates have a chance to be awkward, so I don't like to call them that. So how about we call it "The first time we hang out."

I'm not overly picky about what we do. Go to supper and a movie, hang out at home, quite honestly, whatever interests both of us at the time.