I have a (mail order)degree in law and medicine. My most recent brain operation resulted in the first instant cure for stupidity and I decided that from now on I would pursue that as my quest in life. Other than that I really enjoy paying taxes and tickets. There are parts of me that I have yet to discover and no doubt you have parts I have yet to discover as well. I think I've pretty much cracked with the silliness of trying to sell myself on here so feel free to contact me at your own risk. I have chocolate... ;P