There’s nothing average about me. While I am certainly below average in height (some consider it a plus), I am well above average in intelligence and wit, and possess a sharp sense of humor that I am not afraid to use. Born and raised in beautiful St. Petersburg (Russia, not Florida), I have keen appreciation for the fine arts and my idea of a fun date includes an evening at the ballet or an afternoon at an art museum. I do quite a bit of dancing (Argentine Tango and Swing mostly, with an occasional salsa here and there), so applicants with previous dance experience or willingness to learn will be given priority consideration ; )

I am articulate, adventurous, bilingual, cute, classy, dynamic, exuberant, funny, generous, giggly, honest, independent, intelligent, joker, kissable, love to laugh, mischievous, nice, outgoing, petite, passionate, quirky, romantic, real, sassy, sweet, ticklish, tolerant, unconventional, vivacious, witty, eXciting, young, zestful. Do you know your ABCs?

I enjoy movies, dancing, live music, eating out, arts, and yes, shopping. I prefer wine to beer, sushi to steak, dogs (the bigger the better) to cats, tea to coffee and dark chocolate to (almost!) anything.

I'm not big on sports, but can get excited about a basketball or a soccer game occasionally. I like jazz and blues, and quirky bands like Asylum Street Spankers, Pink Martini and Lager Rhythms, but I'm allergic to country and rap.

As you can see, I'm not much of a homebody, and generally prefer "going and doing". However, with the right company, a lazy Sunday spent lounging around can be quite enjoyable too! ; )

Please have a picture or be prepared to send one if you want a reply - secret admirers and men of mystery are not my thing.

While having dinner at a sushi place the other day, my chopsticks wrapper had the following printed on it, and I thought it was too good not to pass along. So here's a little something to help out all you guys out there:

Date Guide for Leo - To keep your Leo date happy, there had better be some drama in your evening, Leos are creative, romantic and dramatic, so take them out on the town in high style. Your Leo date will love dressing up for the nights, and needs to have an engaging and social event to attend. Cultural events will be popular with the Lion(ess) in your life. The key to a successful date with a Leo is to make them feel like royalty.

Here's who I am looking for: a man to complement (and, occasionally, to compliment) me. He would have the right balance of intellect, education and wit to be interesting, but not boring. He’d be equally comfortable at the opening night at the opera and in a New Orleans jazz club. He’d know exactly when to make me swoon with his kisses, and when to just hold me close. He would not faint at the sight of my jewelry collection. He would enjoy reading in bed with me as much as he’d enjoy seeing the world with me. He would surprise me with little things, and be tickled pink by silly little surprises from me. He would dance with me. He would quote Monty Python in a silly British accent, and wink when I say "It’s good to be the king!" He would be comfortable sharing his feelings and dreams with me, as well as sharing the last bite of a Godiva truffle. He could teach me to play pool and rollerblade, and enjoy a nice glass of wine afterwards. His socks would always match, and he’d be a certified massage therapist. Hey, a girl can dream, can’t she? P.S. Bonus points if he knows where the headline comes from.

Note: No relocation assistance will be offered. Local applicants only. If you want a response, include a picture. No smokers, please.