Hi! I decided to shorten this section since noone reads the long 'traditional'; "my family and friends mean the world to me" ones anyway.

I like doing fun stuff. I like meeting new people. And if I can do fun stuff with people, well then I'm killing two stones with one bird. ;)
I love my job. I enjoy doing anything outdoors. I have traveled quite a bit, but still have a long list of places I want to visit.

I'm very honest about everything, always put 110% into my relationships, and expect the same in return. Ideally I want to find a girl to start a family with, but these things don't happen over night, so let's just take it slow and see if we click as friends first before rushing into anything.

I think smoking is a disgusting habit, so please be a non-smoker.

I think this space is better occupied with a good joke :

**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**




**"Hello?'**


**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**


**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**


**After a brief pause,**


**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**


**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.'**

Brief Pause.


**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**



**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**



**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**



**'I did it, Daddy.'**


**'And what happened, honey?' **


'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**




**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**



**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**



**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**





**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**



**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**



*****Long Pause*****





*****Longer Pause*****




*****Even Longer Pause*****





**Then Daddy says,**




**'Swimming pool? ...........**



**Is this 486-5731?'*




**No, I think you have the wrong number........