About me:

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the areas of heat retention. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I am the subject of many documentaries. When I am bored, I build large
suspension bridges in my yard.

I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. Children trust me. I used to know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

Now that i've made you laugh, I am a fun and enjoy life. Care to learn to scuba dive? For a fun date want to take a discover scuba course??

someplace nice so we can chat!

Who is up for seeing King Tut exhibition at AGO, then maybe visit the ROM after?