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eccentrica-- The Clownfish: Sugar pie, honey bunch...
City
Saint Louis Missouri
Sign
Capricorn
Height
5' 4" (163 cm)
Age
33 year old Woman
Smoker?
Occasionally
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Brown hair
Body Type
Big & Tall/BBW
Religion
Other Religion
N/A
Cheap, cheap! Fun, fun!
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I am Seeking a
Man
For
Dating

Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Single
Profession
Education Manager
Smarts
Bachelors degree
Do you want children?
Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
No
Do you have a car?
Yes
 
Interests
MetacognitionStand-up comedykaraoke
MUSICbinge drinking12-Step Programs
Jason MrazPlus-sized Exotic DancersPity Party Planning
3-D GlassesDay-DreamingServing as a host for Parasites
Taking long walks off of short pierschampagnebelly-laughs
practical jokessarcasmthe east coast
Willie NelsonInnocence of childrenCynicism
Expecting the UnexpectedPreparing for the worstvoyuerism
ruby slippersSpellingBonfires
Mind ReadingCursing like a sailorFalling off the wagon
Getting back on the horseBicycles built for twoBear hugs
Grateful DeadPachouliCherry Jolly Ranchers
the oceancold winter daysFishing
CampingFloat TripsBBQ-ing
Sweet KissesCookingIntellectual Stimulation
IronyMurphys LawFamily
TelekinesisDry HumpingTranscendental Meditation
Dirty JokesDevils AdvocateCollecting People
PhermonesPokerTattoos
sweet teaGame showsJohnny Cash
people who get it
About Me
hey fellas...

Are you into the great freebie concerts that STL has to offer? Ya dig karaoke? Do you enjoy havin' a few cold ones while watching the game? Well, you just may have found your cosmic soul mate!

I am a humorous, off-the-wall, caring individual who is in search of the infamous needle in the hay stack.

I'm looking for a sincere, honest & hilarious companion. I enjoy an array of activities. I need someone that is headstrong & not afraid to voice his own opinion. No weenies need apply! You must have a backbone! I am seeking a person that lives outside the box. I want a partner who can be professional & serious or a complete goofball when the times are appropriate. You can't feel inferior to a smart gal. I like a man that can cook, converse & cry. Good self esteem, creativity, musical inclination & stand-up comedy lovers are a plus! I definitely march to the beat of my own drummer and take pride in my uniqueness...

If I haven't blown ya away...come on into my world...

Looking for mental adventure?

Ladies & Gentleman, step right up! [insert circus music here...]

Colors
by Shel Silverstein

My skin is kind of sort of brownish
Pinkish yellowish white.
My eyes are greyish blueish green,
But I'm told they look orange in the night.
My hair is reddish blondish brown,
But it's silver when it's wet.
And all the colors I am inside
Have not been invented yet.

Are there any funny, creative & fearless guys out there who see people for who they are & not for what they want them to be? Geez, is this too much to ask?

Good Luck & Good Fishing...

First Date
Coffee, drinks, laughter...make it simple first. Most folks can make up their minds in about 5 seconds whether they click or not...Maybe just a drive-by? Hey~it works!

If you're a lil "off," it's okay...NORMAL is just a setting on a dryer anyway...
BUT if you suffer from Serious Mental Illness--
Please continue on with your search and by-pass me...Thank You!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ALL MY PICS ARE RECENT, AS IN THE YEAR 2009!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Testimonials/comments from eccentrica-- favorites list
Guys, I saw her profile by chance when searching for "Murphy's Law", but I'm telling you, she's the gold-plated needle in the haystack! She's changed it around a few times, but you will never run out of things to learn about/from her. I sincerely doubt anyone will have trouble starting a conversation with her, as there's meaning behind everything on her page. She may act like one of the guys, but she is a real woman who doesn't have a chip on her shoulder. Yeah, it sounds corny and it's not my style, but when's the last time you've met someone who wasn't resentful and was genuinely happy with who she was? She won't screw with your head, as she'd rather have intellectual intercourse! (I even stole inte^2 from her, you see how clever she is?) I didn't want to throw a dictionary of adjectives at you, but "awesome" is just vague and, frankly, selling her short: *approachable and engaging *kind and sincere *funny and witty *thoughtful and intelligent. I'm not sure if I'm an old soul or if she's young at heart, but if I didn't live 1000 miles away, I'd (try to) snatch her up myself. I hope she finds someone who deserves her and I believe the only reason she's still single is because she's not desperate to just latch onto any random guy.

Gentlemen... here's the entire package! Fun, funny, outgoing, LOUD, gentle, rough (when ya need it - no seriously, in high school I heard it from the other room) and constantly full of laughs. I've known her since Junior High and she's one that can hold her own with the boys; in fact, she can probably drink you under the table. While she's often being wild and off the wall she's also someone who is always there when you need her. Behind her wild/goofy gal exterior is a deep and sensitive woman. She's someone who's witty, intelligent, and knock your socks off fun to be around! PS I've checked out a lot of profiles on here and hers is literally the best I've seen. Tons of interests, full of wit, up-front and honest... if that brief glimpse of who she really is tickled your interests at all then take a chance -- that profile only scratches the surface!


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