Um, hello. Im updating my profile for a third time now.

First if you dont want to chat, date, get to know each other, dont waste my time, I wont waste yours. If you are way larger than me or way smaller than me, I am not compatible with you. Nothing against anyone, I just dont feel comfortable. If you want me to message you every day or call you and meet right away, not gonna happen. I have children AND I can meet you or give you my number when we both feel right. I am not into guys 8 or more years older or younger. People, please read the likes and dislikes and settings this way nobody gets their feelings hurt when you dont respond. I am looking for my other half. I look and act a lot younger than my years, not in a bad but a good way. Im not just saying that either. I have people I dont know tell me that.

I have a lot to bring to the table. I love to have fun, play pool, shoot darts, power walk, volley ball, go to sporting events. I will give you all I have and I ask that in return. No BS just the facts. Im not going to say all these nice wonderful things about myself because anyone can say anything, you have to find out for yourself. :) About the first date, I was being "funny" I am majorly sarcastic so, if you cant get my humor, you wont get me and dont bother. If you've made it this far and want to know more, great:) Happy fishing people

What would I do for a first date? Shower, shave, in all those special places. Boys dont like hairy girls. At least I hope they dont:) Depending on where we are going dress for the occasion and have a great time! I might even pay half. Ok, someone told me I dont have enough in my profile so, whatever you want to know, ask me. How many pages do we get for this stuff anyway??? :)~~~~~ Ok all you pervs that are taking my shaving thing too far, legs, under arms OK? Yes I did grow up on a farm and I am kinda slow. Dont be a perv about everything you read, sheeesh. No, I am not going to "change" it :)