HEY! You know what they call a Jewish woman's boobs? ... Joobs!
I love making people laugh. I love wittiness in women... challenging me with intelligence is great. I also have a twin sister... she's awesome. But not as awesome as me. I'm an insomniac. I love reading about psychiatric disorders such as schizophrenia and manic depression... it's fascinating. I think tattoo's and piercings are overrated, and tight pants are the greatest thing ever invented. I am looking for girls to meet. If you decide to message me, please for the love of God have something interesting to talk about, I hate putting all the effort into good conversation. So, message me if interested, if not... well, message me anyway so we can meet up and fight naked in mud. Sound alright?

I'm not picky... I love going for dinner, hot chocolate, walks, movies, or just random shit.