Well, I love a girl who is making the best of it, has a hit-or-miss sense of humor that is often pretty bad, and is no stranger to voicing her displeasure on a whim, often loud and in public with no shoes on*. I seem to be attracted to women who don't really like most men that much. I don't know why. I love a girl who makes me do things I don't really want to do, like watch The Bachelor or get a mani-pedi. I love that*. I'd like it if you are a woman who speaks many languages, when you get mad at me, would curse at me in French, Italian or Spanish*. I'm into a woman who boldly wears her emotions on her pants leg and likes to show off her muscles, especially if she's not particularly muscular*. Lastly, I enjoy a woman who shows no fear of noodles, in any form, and understands the beauty of bobblehead dolls*. Oh, and must not hate Bob Dylan with a passion. And if you keep your nails pretty tidy, I'm told that is a good sign. Oh, and attractive, smart and funny. If you think I'm funny, that'd be a huge plus. I'm pretty easy going, don't sweat the small stuff, blah, blah, blah. I believe in the absurdity of life and am compassionate. I have a deep belief that most unpleasant things are not as unpleasant if you're holding a good drink in one hand and an even better woman in the other. Anyway, perhaps drop me a line, I'd love to hear from you, rain or shine*.

*LOL (Sure, I amuse myself, but there's always a grain of truth in jokes.) Hopefully I made you giggle at least once. Cheers.

Obviously, a drinking contest. Then we'll see where we stand*.

*LOL

Female
Age between 26 and 44
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Friendship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be married