Hi, Thanks for taking the time to read.

It's hard to sell yourself online, so I'll keep this as simple as I can.

I'm just an ordinary, laid-back Keys transplant. That having been said, I'm a bit of an enigma for the Keys. I don't get drunk but maybe once or twice a year, have never been arrested for pot, can pass a background check, have never cheated, pay my bills, like to fish but don't let it run my life or checkbook, can raise kids without messing them up too bad, and can not only keep a job but like the one I have. I don't need to be saved. Don't need to see a shrink, and really like my life and who I am. I am just looking for someone to share life's little joys with.

WARNING I don't take myself seriously!

Yes, just like almost every living person, I like long walks on the beach, sunsets, and staying in to watch movies on a rainy day. But I also like sailing, love strange old cars, great food, dry wines, raising a couple of great girls, trivia, etc. I don't follow most sports, but have been known to drive for an hour to find someplace showing the Bears game.

I do have 2 teenage daughters that are priority #1, however they are old enough to take care of themselves when needed. Yes I have time to date, and even a schedule that has time in it! Not bad for a non-retired resident!

I'm a big guy, healthy, happy and comfortable with myself. Not a couch potato, but cursed by great genes. I see the glass not only half full, but I'm damned glad to have the glass in the first place. I'm not into drama(except in the movies), reality TV, drugs or liars. The rest is open. You probably won't run into me at a local bar, but I am that guy with the strange car that was seen flying a stunt kite at the beach.

I really do live on a sailboat, but I'm not a boat bum. Thankfully I don't get motion sickness. Yes, I do have an address, pay taxes, have a career, and it's actually a lot nicer than my first apartment. Living on it has cured my pack-rat tendencies though!

I'm looking for someone who enjoys a good pun (yeah, that's an oxymoron). If you know who says "Nee" and have an equally twisted sense of humor, than that's a MAJOR plus! Hopefully you live in the Keys or REALLY enjoy driving. I'm willing to drive my fare share, but let's be real here, it's the Keys, therefore a long drive to get just about anywhere. My perfect match very well may live in Orlando or
St Louis (ok, I sort of doubt it, be just follow me for a sec here) but unless we have a chance to see each other now and then, what's the point?

I try to answer every personal message, but I have been known to ignore a mass email or form letter. No, I don't want to visit your "adult" website.

>>UPDATE
The photo without the goatee is the most recent. Work doesn't allow beards (That's a hint about my employer who does not allow their name to appear on "personal web pages").

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Some place quiet where we can talk and get to know each other. Coffee, glass of wine, picnic, obligatory sunset on the beach, Stunt kite flying, a day sail in Hawk's Channel(I'll even supply the boat), whatever.