If you're looking for a good guy with an awesome sense of humor, you've come to the wrong place. I'm a dark, dangerous rat-bassstard, and a pretty damn serious one at that.

I live in Hoboken, which is technically New Jersey, yes, but to all the haters, it's so close to New York that you should cut me some slack. (Also it's a pretty fun town, although I'm still trying to find someone else here who's sober.)

I work as a performer/emcee for an entertainment company, I'm a pretty big lover of all things pop culture. Not something I should admit up front, but (whoop!) there it is. I love movies, so be prepared to watch some with me. Otherwise we'll have to talk and get to know each other better, and clearly, no good can come of that.

I do look for a sense of humor in others. I don't expect you to be as funny as I am, because *obviously* that's not going to happen, but do try to keep up, won't you? My own sense of humor might sometimes be sarcastic, but it's rarely mean. I don't like mean. If you're a "mean girl," go away. One day you'll wind up like Lindsey Lohan, and come to realize the error of your ways.

You can find out more about me at m y s p a c e. c o m/4048390. (that'll also lead you to my facebook) if you feel like chatting, please feel free to say hi...! That's why I'm here after all, and it would be pretty cool to actually meet someone worthwhile through this. Also, I'm easy to talk to, so go for it.

I think a first date can be anything... coffee, drinks, dinner, bowling, a bookstore, a theme park, a real park, etc... but I definitely think that fun and casual is the way to go... that's usually the best way to get to know each other.

(P.S. Since pof has recently removed the ability to instant message, I'm gradually migrating to another, arguably superior, free site... I hope that's okay, cupid?... ;) But for now at least, you can still reach me on here as well.)