I use to have a lot written here but no one seemed to read it, most of you won't even proof read your own profile! If you have misspellings in your profile then I already don't like you. When you speak kno won no's yu cantt spel, on paper they can. You have a spell checker. Please use it! Why should I write a profile? They're all the same aren't they? "My friends dared me." No they didn't. You're lonely. Don't tell the truth, makes people uncomfortable. No need to dissemble though - we know - it's ok. "Friends first, then..." Some people know how to be coy on paper. You don't. "I love to: laugh, cuddle, walk on the beach, ect." ...as do we all dear. No one ever says that they would rather stay in there one room walk-up and grumble. Girls please don't use a Glamour shot. Please use a current photo - no one cares how you looked in college. Don't list things just because you can. You may LIKE rock climbing or motorcycles but that doesn't mean that you DO these things. Be honest. Just because you go outside every 30 min. for a smoke break doesn't mean you live an outdoorsy lifestyle. If you're going to email me, then at least be original and funny. (bring on the hate mail) You got this far so here are some basic facts: I don't like asian food, water food, drama, tattoos, own a calculator watch, blonds don't like me (can't imagine why) I've never used drugs and my parents are still together-apparently that's an issue for some of you. (crazy!) I don't like sports with the word ball in the title. Want to know more? **Breaking hearts was never the intention. Results may vary.** Not bad for typing this all on a cell phone eh!

I've never been skydiving, wanna go for a ride? Or just grab a cup of tea and learn about each other. It's all good.