I am a open-minded person who likes to have fun, likes to laugh, sense of humor is a must. I like to get to know different people. I don't like freaks, mommas boys, or arrogant ***holes! If you have an attitude, welcome to my world, because I can show you an attitude. My middle name is Mood Swings! If you are looking for Barbie, go to Rite-Aid. Roller Derby was my old profession! You must have some common sense, retards need not apply here. Not into drama, because I have enough of my own. I can also tell when people are lying to me, so fake players will bite the dust.
I can bs with the best of them. So bring it on! I am just looking to make a few friends for email/talk. Nothing serious. I don't want anyone that I have to roll in and out of the house/car. I don't have a picture yet but I will.
Believe me,I am not a dog. Okay, now let's see who will bite... P.S. Lunatics will be held hostage! Because I can get just as crazy, if not crazier than you> LMAO! (Just Kidding!) Or Not.

No sex on the first date. Besides, I'm not that cheap or that easy! Have a little class about yourself. Good grooming is a must. If you look like a cave man, clean up your act! If we go out, treat me like a lady and I will treat you like one,too.LMAO!(Wondered if anyone caught that.)I give respect where its due. If you think you are going to put your hands on me, just remember what comes around goes around.(Keeps voodoo dolls in the closet,just in case.) LOL!
I don't mind hanging out with somebody, getting to know them and such. Just don't go falling in love at first sight. I don't like being pressured,and the more you pressure me, the worse it will get. I do like attention, because I feel if I give attention, then I should get my fair share. Please be a man's man because I am not used to any other kind. That's why you need to be settled in your life, in your mind about what you want. If the chemistry doesn't work, then well, we'll just shake hands and move on. No hard feelings. I can take it or leave it.


Or... we can get drunk and wild-ass crazy and chase each other around with knives in our teeth. Anybody wanna play? Roflmao!