My Parole Officer Says I'm a Really Good Catch...
But I still think it's a bad idea to date her -- or her daughter.
I am housebroken, have good references, but most can't use their real names.
On the minus side, my ankle bracelet does beep when we cross state lines, and I'm no longer welcome in Canada.
I still love the beach and warm water destinations. I enjoy the City too, especially the places tourists and the Feds don't know about.
Good good food and Good bad food both have their advantages.

WHO I'M LOOKING FOR -- I'm looking for Someone who:
- enjoys laughing so hard they might pee.
- likes chest hair (if u come near me with that Epilady I could violate parole).
- knows within 10 minutes when a second date just ain't gonna happen.
- prefers people who can detect humor without requiring it "TYPED IN CAPS."

A walk through the Sicilian countryside, with proper escort, of course, all the women and children of the Village.

If chaperone is not available, meet each other for coffee and dessert, somewhere we can talk, where
the other patrons know to mind their own business. "Somewhere you'll feel comfortable..."