I'm an irredeemable scoundrel and also the most loyal, honorable, dependable person you will meet in your life. I like chivalry and I'm glad it's not dead.

I produce and write films for young, talented, award-winning directors. I intend to take over Hollywood with my particular brand of off-beat cinema (existentialist children's films).

I'm magic. I have a supernatural ability - I'll probably save your life (more than once), as I've saved a few in the past. I've studied with shamans and witches -curses don't work on me (this is not an invitation for you to curse me). I've lived through two wars with my sanity intact, dodging bullets from paramilitaries while working as a human rights observer.

I'm happy with my life and I won't apologize for that. In the past year, I've traveled all around the world (Brasil, India, Sri Lanka, England, Mexico, and Spain) and seen a lot of amazing things. I just got back from southern Spain, where I saw the beautiful architecture in Granada and Cordoba... and shot a film in an ancient roman theater.

I'm artistic - I love making movies, listening to music, going to museums, reading books... but if you think that's lame-o, know that I also practice martial arts and drive really fast.

I travel a lot so it's nice to meet folks when I can, but I'm not interested in playing games with you or being your therapist. It's takes a little work to show me how awesome you are - but I will believe you!

I think that people are awesome. Most people just pretend to suck - they pretend so long they start believing it. Even if you hate yourself and everyone, I will find something cool about you. I'll make you realize it and then you'll have one of those life changing transformations, like the third act of a predictable Hollywood movie.

I'm partial to exploring the Metropolitan Museum of Art, walking through the park, and cooking a delicious meal.

Sorry, no "dinner and a movie" here - unless we're going to a premiere - why would anyone want to stare at a movie screen for hours when they could be talking, walking, and exploring this city with a lovely lady?

I like dates to be spontaneous but soulful - I'm just as likely to look lovingly into your eyes without speaking for a long moment as I am to push you against a wall and kiss you passionately, or make you wear a silly hat made out of the napkin in your lap.