I'd like to think that I invented Parkour 20 years ago. Actually I did, but I just called it "climbing on stuff" back then. I don't talk about myself without prompting, as I am not a self promoter, although if I see something.......I say something. However, I am also very observant.

If you have a picture of yourself in a BIKINI, or you are posing next to a Range Rover (that you prob don't own)....or have colored contacts, or fake boobs......I will not like you.

I would prefer your profile picture include a turtle neck sweater instead of excessive cleavage, Is this place actually a front for an escort service?

I will never wear a tank top or flip flops in public.

Why is it, that when I click on "my matches" it's always a blank page?

Listening to you complaining about stuff over coffee or hot chocolate and then go for a walk while I pretend to "totally understand where your coming from".

But mostly uncomfortable conversation with several spots of awkward silence while you ascertain my future financial potential by judging my footwear. Then you immediately call your friends and tell them how awful it was.