Okay so i picked Damselfish thinking of a damsel needing to be rescued (hero wanted) and realizing my innocent clueless behavior has yet struck again and now realize it says Dam selfish... which is the furthest from the truth... lol POF is messing with me LOL kinda like do you have a car? or the other I just don't get... Not Single/ Not looking....(this is for the stalkers Right?? but how r u not looking??) I want that job... Somebody actually got paid for this... cracks me up....
BTW I'm very much into exploiting catch phrases... movie quotes... and life's lil mishaps... If u can't laugh u can't hang... I will always laugh with you not at you.... even if it seems like I'm laughing at you I'm only pointing out the humor so you can see it too.. C'mon
Also Lying is for loser's... And Greedy people Sux.... end of discusion!!! they get under my skin..! Then, I just plain screw with them....(and the OCD people too if your pictures have to face Southwest like the penguin in Misery and all of a sudden it's not..... tee hee) good times.... Bahahahaha! I live in organized Caos.... it's part of my DNA....... wouldn't have it any other way...... it is what it is!! I'm as complicated as you want me to be or as easy going as I seem just Accept or Deny........ no worries
I found out simple things can make my day......... like a small note that says "Heyyyyy" to me it's not the note or the words in it... it's the fact (or rather action) that you stopped what you were doing to find a pen (or these days a to type a text) The absolute smallest silliest premeditated things truely make my day.... I have heard some of the best one liners really Oscar winners... the best to date "You'll never have to worry about anything the minute you do I will have already taken my last breath" just lookin for someone to mean it ya know what I mean?? If you do Holla!!! Heyyyyyyy!!

If all else fails send a dancing Banana.... ( I really want that job... hmmm no i don't actually I really want to meet the person behind it all Why isn't he in the news?? "The dancing Banana man" lol I'd watch C'mon you'd watch too... C'mon how could you not??? lol)


Life's too short......

I'm not desperite just available there is a difference........
I am old fashioned to a point... And wish only to meet Well mannered Gentleman that are fun loving and carefree a lil sarcastic and funny...

the rest is the physical thing and to be honest I'll know him when I see him... it is what it is... Let me explain... everyone has there own physical things they're attracted to... you will Not offend me if I am not included in yours... I met a very nice guy once a few years back and I was kinda attracted P.S. after a nice conversation I came to find out he was only attracted to asian girls now no matter what I could do (like change my hair, my clothes or my make up) there was No way in the world I could ever be asain... So if your not attracted for what ever reason I completely understand and wouldn't mind the courtesy of you saying so... It does not offend me at all nor does it bruse my ego honest... Please Do not be offended if I'm not attracted these things are hiden in are DNA and there's Nuttin we can do about it.... look at it this way I wouldn't want someone to settle for me would you?? not why I'm here... I don't have to go far to find a Jerk but I will go to the ends of the earth for the right one...

Lastly I'm a Happy person can't help it and I know misery Loves company I can only think I'm alone cause I'm not miserable... hence no company!!! right?? lol
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