I've been told I'm quite the paradox. Pragmatic, but also creative. Both sides of the brain working simultaneously, and both of them get me in trouble.

I am the type of guy who has all the wacky stories. I guess its because of my never ending curiosity for new adventures and amusement. How did I win the "Thriller Dance Off Championship"? Ask me and I might tell you if your special. I believe life is tall...errr.... short... and live every moment like its your first. I personally feel that's a much better way to look at it than "your last" because that's kind of morbid when you think about it. Most of my memories of "firsts" are pretty cool, but I digress.

I also live by the motto "never sweat the small stuff...and its all small stuff". Good words to live by. However, in spite of my laid back demeanor, I do have deep desire for self improvement. Not so much "its never good enough" but more like "that was good, but tomorrow I can do better".

And don't be fooled by my sarcastic exterior, I'm quite empathetic when I'm around others. I love cats, dogs, and camels. Sometimes I can be too honest, but I feel honesty is an endearing quality and the world would a better place if there was more of it. I also believe chivalry is dying and needs CPR stat!

I'm looking for a woman whose laughter is infectious and will trick me into telling her dirty jokes and tickling her at random. Someone with an energetic aura of confidence that inspires me everyday to be the best I can be. Someone who can coordinate a great outfit from the most unlikeliest of items. Someone who can give me a run for my money in Trivia Pursuit, Scrabble and thumb wrestling. Someone who will go to an exotic restaurant or rock climbing or any new experience in unfound territory simply because she has never done it before. Someone who yearns for that perfect deep passionate kiss in the rain between two souls who are meant to grow old and share the best experiences of their lives together.

But lets not get ahead of ourselves, after all, this is just online dating.... I will now let you go back to the monotony of reading the same profiles over and over again and be inundated with "Hi" and "Hello" emails . However, if you liked what I said, even if it was just for a split second, do me a big favor and let me know. Take action! Do it! I dare you to prove to me your special!

"Once in a while there's this girl I don't know in my dreams, she reminds me of a lot of people but she's someone I've never seen...and she's perfect." - Daniel Johnston

I usually like to go to a quiet Wine Bar and chat.