Man, I'm such a**** I just can't decide between these two.

Half the time I think it's funny how perspective and perception of the same vessel of thought can sway so kharmically (ya that's right 'kharmically', I just made that up, look it up in the dictionary, ain't there yet!) it means 'to the ......advantage of the yet to be determined kharmetic side.' Ya, that's right, just made up 'kharmetic' too. See the footnote to follow,.....between the comically inept and universally tuned in. I know what you're thinking. What's so funny?

But on the other hand, I really like shiny things.

Have a lot of fun. Discussing odours may be a little forward, but none the less important in the long run. I smell exactly like your Grandma descibed the good ole days. But I'm not too proud to let you crack my lobster for me, 'cause you're way better at it than me.