hi fakers, welcome to the internet, where you're ALL pickier than you would be in real life, you're ALL looking for the same Mr. Perfect and you're ALL not gonna find him here.

you know, the rich pretty-boy who's basically a jarhead, a talking ken-doll, complete with the emotional depth of a spoon, with which you can make a futile attempt at scraping some non-roid-raged actual feelings out of. that guy who will treat you like a squishy blow-up-doll / c*m-bucket and not hold doors, not take you shopping, not let you have guy friends and not even just trust you, ever.

that same prick with the $70,000 car with shiny rims, 8 cylinders and a supercharger to compensate for his small c0ck.

yup, you're in the wrooooong place. how you ended up here in digital-nowhere is beyond me. honestly, i would just gtfo while you still have whats left of your patience. hell, thats why you're here, isn't it?

i stopped caring about this site because everyone in it is a DOUCHEBAG, so frankly, if you wanna date me, you're an idiot. i mean that in the nicest way possible.

now go pleasure yourself to a Twilight poster.

love,
Jesus