Hey potential dates!
So a bit about me. First, check out the interests above.
What else? Well I'm kinda a guys' girl...though I'm pretty ignorant about competitive sports. I love to laugh and be stupid. You are likely to find me skipping down a hiking trial and singing, or imitating Leonardo DiCaprio in What's Eating Gilbert Grape. I will make off color jokes (poopy and racial) and if you can't handle a bit of un-pc-ness well then, don't reply.
Right now I work as an assistant teacher at a school for gifted kids and am in the process of applying to credentialing programs. I was enrolled in a doctoral clinical psychology program, but, after seeing a few clients, and hearing teenage girls complain about their mothers, and a pot-head construction worker/poet try to get sympathy for leaving his pregnant wife and child, I realized that I'd rather deal with boogers, learning to write cursive, and playground politics!
I'd say I'm a bit of a health nut. Eating organically, healthily (and if possible locally) is really important to me. I stay away from most things chemical and synthetic as well. I have a pretty tame lifestyle. I like to be in bed by a reasonable hour and up early, I don’t drink much or smoke, am not really into partying, and although I am not against it, I would prefer it not be a big part of your lifestyle. I will however go out dancing anytime. I also will do Karoake like a fool.


I am looking for someone who is: *25-35 y/o
*Open and honest, accepting, empathetic and not hyper-crytical
* A good communicator
*STD Free and good hygiene (although if you smell you probably don’t know it)
*no drugs
*Nonjudgmental
*College educated or currently in school
*it's good if you have a job. I'm not gonna be your sugar Momma
*Fairly liberal/progressive
*A friend first and lover second
*Someone with a good sense of humor
* A friend first and lover second
*oh yeah, please don’t be a pervert just looking for sex. I’ll be onto your game like a fly on shit

What the hell am I supposed to write here? Getting each other's names tattooed on our respective asses? Honestly, for a first date I'd like to keep it low-key and simple and see if we hit it off. I'd probably suggest a walk or going to somewhere outdoors, because at least if things are awkward there would be people watching and fresh air to ease the pain. If I really like you, I might make fun of you and pull your hair. I keep it grade school.