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About Me
I love to stay active! Running is one of my passions at the moment. I just completed my first full marathon on 10/19/08. It was amazing and I can't wait to do another one! I love baseball, especially the Oakland A's. Each year, I have my own fantasy team, too! I travel as much as possible and spent 3 weeks in Europe and Africa this summer. I enjoy reading, swimming, movies, and cooking. I'm just seeing what's out there at the moment. Overall, I'm looking for someone who is laid back, trustworthy and someone with a sense of humor. Insecure people stay away! :)
Random facts:
I don't have any tattoos! Crazy, huh?! So all those chicks with fairy tramp stamps can suck it. Haha! My fave color is green I'm trying to get good at golf but I'm impatient I like RockBand. I will beat you. I don't have any pets but I like cats and dogs. I don't like dogs that look like rats. If it fits in your pocket or your purse, it's not a dog; it's a rat. I like tall guys. 5'6 is not tall. 6'1 is tall. If you are under 5'6 and you are an adult dude, you are probably a midget. Haha! I'm mean. I'm very independent. Don't smother me! I only drink maybe once every couple months. Not because I don't like it, just because bars get boring after a while. I also don't drink by myself at home like a lush. I love Subway. I love french fries. I'm planning a trip to Brazil sometime next year. I watch ESPN. I like PTI. I think I'm okay at tennis (but I'm really not.) I'm really bad at responding to e-mails. Sorry! :) I have an extremely clean bathroom. I hate when people can't spell easy words. Spellcheck, homie! I don't like coffee. But I do like a good hot chocolate! Juvenile, I know. I've never had a whole beer. It smells! Especially when it's spilled all over you by a sloppy drunk girl. But I do like vodka crans. Hardcore. I like wakeboarding. I'm not that great, but it's always fun! I was voted "class clown" in high school. I've never paid more than $30 for jeans. The best jeans I own were $8.98. Cheese and chocolate are the two best foods ever. Period. My biggest turnoffs are smoking, lack of ambition, and bad teeth. Eh. I hate when people hum or sing to themselves all the time. The first things I notice on a guy are his eyes and his hands. Don't bite your nails! I used to work at a local TV news station. I think one of my best features, other than my charming personality, are my feet. I get bored easily. Especially when people talk about themselves all the time. (This comment will sound hypocritical after reading my whole profile. Ha!) If you throw up peace signs in every picture you take, go jump off a cliff. I was on The Price is Right and made it to the showcase showdown (Bob Barker era.)I'm kind of a big deal. I teach first through sixth grade. I teach students who were kicked out of their previous schools for bad behavior. I'm a pretty tough cookie. The kids are rough and sometimes mean, but I love my job! I've never dyed my hair. All natural bayyyybeeeee. I don't like heels. They suck. I think country music blows. No one cares about your dead dog or your shot gun. My bed is my favorite place to be. I have great sheets. All of my friends have boyfriends. They want me to have one, too. I'm on the fence about it. I was on the swim team in high school. I sucked. My favorite comedy is Dumb and Dumber. I have it pretty much memorized. I've been scuba diving on the Great Barrier Reef. I'm legit. Watch out! I actually have brains AND a personality! Ohhh snap! I'm sarcastic, which is often mistaken for me being a bey@tch. I can't help it if I'm kick@ass. I like when guys wear cologne. Not the stank, cheap kind. I don't have the patience to watch YouTube videos. If you take 453857 vitamins a day and only drink protein shakes and work out 8476372 hours a week, you are a freak. I really want to go snowboarding and I want someone cute to show me how. Warning: I'm clumsy but I will make a cute snowbunny. I like scary movies but then I get scared. Go freakin' figure. My favorite thing to do on Sundays is eat a big breakfast. Mmmm grease. I like dirty jokes. The dirtier the better. I like athletic guys who wear backwards baseball hats and snowboard. Sweeeet. Guys should not wear pooka shell necklaces. Only Hawaiians should wear pooka shell necklaces. Girls who fake tan are lame. They look like Oompa Loompas. Your= your, You're= You are. It's called a contraction. I teach it to 8 year-olds. Get it right. Alot is not a word. Ever. Figure it out. Can you tell I hate bad grammar and spelling? :) I like getting couture clothes on sale for cheap. The best smell in the world is fresh baked chocolate chip cookies. I used to want to be an artist... and then an actress... and then a flight attendant.. and then a news reporter.. No, I will not go eat sushi with you. Nasty! But I will have pasta! I'm not impressed by your money, your car, or your motorcycle. And I don't care what kind of engine or how much horsepower your sportscar has. Money can't buy you a personality. I like to sing karaoke. "Baby Got Back" is my song of choice because I have it memorized and I have awesome dance moves to go along with it.
Thanks for reading my extremely random profile! ;)
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