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About Me
Am I Interested.....? or Not! Not interessed -if you think fly fishing is the funnest thing we can do standing up
Not interested -if you show up wearing a pig suit and sumbrero
Not interested -if you'd ask our waitress for HER phone number
Not interested -if you're idea of an 'adventure' is crossing into North Korea.
Not interested -if you're a procrastinator, and I'll tell ya why.... later.
Not interested -if you've EVER been a contestant on WIPEOUT!!
Not interested -if you winch when I give you purple nurples.
Not interested -if you wear a white sequence glove on one hand on our first date.
Not interested -if you pronounce 'hello' "h'row".
Not interested -if your boobies jiggle more than mine!
Not interested -if you have ADHD not interested cuz I just might have ... oh look shiny stuff...
Not interested -if your favourite product is Proactive.
Not interested -if your NEED to take Valtrex.
Not interested -if your idea of fun is watching reruns of Canadian Idol.
Not interested -if your jeans are worn up 'round your nipples.
Not interested -if your name is John....aka Osama.
Not interested -if you were born prior to 1926 or after 1988...ugh!!
Not interested -if a golf game takes priority over ..umm...life!
Not interested -if you're a SENS fan.
Not interested -if your idea of a date is coffee and a trip to a sex shop!
Not interested -if you wear dress socks with shorts.
Not interested -if I have to push-start your car.
Not interested -if your idea of humour is telling knock knock jokes!
Not interested -if you pick me up with chicken shitt on your shoes.
Not interested -if you want me to wear a bikini and shingle yer roof!!
Not interested -if you ask me to lend you 20 bucks
Not interested -if you need to adjust your gonch repeatedly
Not interested -if your Daddy is your mom's brother
Interested if, you worship the Leafs
Interested if, you subscribe to the NHL channel
Interested if, if you shut up during The Game and fetch me beer
First Date
..hmmm...what I would do on a first date.... I'd let you tell me time and time again how great I look. I'd let you entertain me with your 'split-your-sides' sense of humour. I'd let you buy me drinks and watch me get loaded. I'd let you hold my hair when I puke. Sound like fun????  Mail Settings (To message spoiledsambo you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Age between 35 and 48
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be married
 | Sammie Sammie ~ Where does one even begin, your like a drug that people need to get more of. This spirit and energy that you carry is infectious (in a good way) ~ lol Jello shooters are da best~ Your a good partner, friend and mother~ Im truly happy that you've woven into my life cuz i need you there~ Love ya girl, i'll even manage to "overlook" that your a Leafs fan, afterall NO ONE is perfect and yes, even us~ Imagine that ~ gasp |
 | Sambo is one very special woman and I am proud to call her my friend. She is funny, wild and crazy and smart all in one package! She is kind, caring,compassionate, a confidante of mine. She always makes me smile and is always looking at the "bright side" of things! I am one lucky woman to have her as a friend! Her man is a very lucky guy too! Hugs and kisses my dear friend! *BnB |
 | Shes one of a kind, im sure a rock bands wrote a few songs about her! Fun seems to follow this one around everywhere. I cant think of one time where Ive been around here where it wasnt a Blast! Great Fun & Great Friendship. |
spoiledsambo has 2 roses that can be sent.
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