Just moved here from Phoenix and am pretty excited to find out why people actually live here. I landed my dream job, which has taken me here, and its not just programming. It's what I'm programming that makes it awesome. I'm pretty easy-going and also pretty good at making people laugh. I've found that it's not really what you do to have fun, but who you're doing it with, as long as it's not (too) illegal!

Guys on here like to describe what they're like, or the things they like to do. Vague, pie in the sky things like "cruises" and "travel." Here's a list of the things that I've actually done:
Received my masters degree
Certified in scuba diving
Wrote a book, then got an offer to publish said book
Co-authored a comic strip
Rigged lighting, pyrotechnics and worked audio systems for musicals (and I'm still not gay. Amazing!)
Scuba dive in the Bahamas
Worked at NASA
Lived in 4 major US cities in as many states (Vegas and Nevada are the 5th and I would like to keep it that way for some time)
Driven half way across the country by myself, and rocked out every single mile.

So who am I? What do I like to do? A little bit of everything. Just in case you were wondering, I have a stable career with goals, a decent car, a house, am financially stable and bathe daily, so I'm sure I meet the minimum requirements.

Let's be honest, looks only get you so far. It would be great to find someone who can keep up intellectually. I am quick-witted and have a great sense of humor. You don't need to be a Mensa member, but chances are if you enjoy good conversation or a good book every now and then, we'll get along great.

Just in case it's not clear in the pictures, yes, my left eyelid droops a bit. Here are the answers to the standard questions: No, I can't help it. Yes, I can see with it. No, I can't count how many fingers you're holding up because you're only reading my profile; I'm not actually there to count your fingers. If you're holding fingers up to be counted right now, you might want to go get yourself checked out. How did it happen, though? All I can say is it involved a cherry red Corvette, sluggish airport security and a tractor trailer with the back ramp down. I'm legally prohibited from divulging any more details.

Thanks for stopping by! Sorry, I don't validate parking.

Check out some photos I've taken: http://www.flickr.com/photos/docbrownx/sets/

If you got this far, you might as well just send me a message so we can get to know each other. Once you've shown me you're not crazy, we can figure out if we want to do something fun like take over a small country (I AM half German, you know). And if you don't split your sides from laughing, the dinner is on me.