My name is Mike, I'm bald, unemployed and live at home with my parents. It can be pretty sweet I'm not going to lie. Anyway without getting into to much detail I am 26, male and probably the coolest cat you will ever meet... ever... I am on here to find that one special person that will let me make them my world. I'm not holding my breath. I have a peculiar taste in women that I find hard to come by in Edmonton. I'm funny. I swear. I smoke. I drink. I call people on their B.S. I love black. If you want a guy who wears "salmon" polo shits it ain't gonna happen. I mean it's still pink dude... I like to sit. The act of sitting is completely underrated. If you don't get it I will break it down for you. It's probably not what you think. I'm not lazy. Oh the first sentence is a joke. I figured people would know but....Well I guess I had to much faith. P.S I like to get drunk and sing old Backstreet Boys songs, what of it? If you made it this far you either enjoy or at least recognize my sense of humor and understand my personality type. OOrrrr you and your girlfriends are laughing your faces off at the silly boy trying to get a date on the Internet......Well? Wanna go out? I'll let you buy.

I would love to crash a prom in 80's style attire or go kick your butt at some kind of skills competition. No mercy baby I'll take you down.