I'm an active, outgoing, funny, kind, person who loves animals. I love going to the beach, movies, riding bikes and motorcycles, and doing adventurous things. What I'm really looking for is someone who has all of their limbs and most of their adult teeth (Teeth must be in her mouth and not in her pocket or purse). More importantly, someone who laughs at my jokes even if they are not funny. PS I have won several awards for being nice. I came in second place in a cool contest but I was robbed. (sleeping with the judges will not guarentee a first place win)

On a first date I would like to go to a museum and pretend like I know all about the interesting things in there. Later, I would like to pick beautiful flowers and give them to my date (for a small charge). If all works out we would take a jet to Paris to have a romantic dinner under the Eiffel tower. If the aforementioned does not pan out we can go to mcdonalds and have chicken mcnuggest with a large coke. I am a close personal friend of Ronald Mcdonald. Burger King tried to kill him in prison because of an argument over who has the best burger. I saved Ronalds life and now he owes me!