I remain eternally optimistic in my realistic way, and continue to keep this profile up. I am extremely picky and very bit chy, I never used to be this way, but guys seem to prefer it. Plus, those rude, b*tchy chics always seem have the cute boyfriends anyway. (I LOVE LOVE LOVE SARCASM).

Anyway, really looking to meet and make friends for the time being. If something happens, so be it, but that is not my goal right now. I mean, I really do want a great and lasting relationship. I want something filled with companionship and lots of jokes and laughter, and definitely snuggling, tons and tons of snuggling. But, if I get friends and nothing more that is fine with me. However, if we click, then I am open to more.

I kinda am that girl next door type, I can sex it up for a night out or don sweats. I like to get dirty in the great outdoors, hiking, fishing, what have you; and am usually not too girly to try most anything. I am also a recent transplant to the bay area. Coming from North Idaho to attend school. I'm sort of a smarty pants and a pretty big dork. But, I kind of like it that way. I mean I like math, come on...I scream DORK! But, I am quirky and genuine and will probably pick on you a lot; go ahead and throw it back at me.

By the way, I chose the beer theme because I am sort of a beer snob, and I enjoy a good beer that pairs well with my meal. Not every night mind you, but on occasion. However, I generally drink something a little darker, or a little less filtered, than the apparent domestic lager in the pic.

**Ok, a little rant.**

This morning, a guy IM's me on here. Asks, "You horny?" I say, "No." He asks, "You want to be?" Me, "Not really. You talking to me on here isn't gonna change that." Him, "Having you call me will get you wet." Me, "Not likely...I don't get of on this stuff sorry." Him, "Whatever, I was gonna have you call me, but now peace, cheap slut."
(His punctuation left much more to be desired, mind you.)

WTF?!? I am a cheap slut cause I don't want to cyber or have phone sex with a complete stranger? Um, ok? Isn't that kinda bass akwards? So, does this mean that if I keep my legs closed I'm a slut, and if I keep them open, I'm a slut? So much for a double standard, now there is the single standard. All women are cheap sluts, NO MATTER WHAT. Fair enough, I'll go with that, not as if one's man opinion matters in the end, eh?

**Rant over.**

I think that a first date should be something fun and active, it's a great way to get to know someone and to ease the tension. Something like batting cages, or a driving range(I don't know how to golf), or something more daring. I appreciate creativity.

** I didn't think that I had to say this, but apparently it bears mentioning...

SERIOUSLY...I am in NO WAY interested in random hook-ups. Come over and watch a movie, or play cards, or lets have a drink does not mean "I want to f*ck." Nor does it mean, "I want to get on my knees and please you." It means I want to hang out, do something fun, talk, and get to know you. If anything happens of a physical nature, then good for you, you made me comfortable enough quickly...But, these things take time, I'm not talking months, just some time.

Women can also be very literal, and if I wanted you to come over for some hot action I wouldn't casually say that I want to play cards, etc. I would be a little more blunt and up front. This is also not something that I want to do with a perfect stranger, and I wouldn't ask you to come over for hot action until we were already well into a sexual relationship...

I enjoy sex, nothing wrong with sex. I don't look down on men and women who like having casual sex with lots of people. That's your choice, it's your body. It's not something I want right now and if that's all you are looking for then I am not for you.

With that said, I don't want to have sex with you right away. HELL, I may never want to have sex with you. Presuming that I do want to wet your d*ck on the first date is asinine, in the least.

I thought I knew guy speak a little better, guess not? But knowing guys, you will all think that this means the opposite of what it says and that I am open for action. A girl can't win sometimes. **